In
recent posts I’ve looked at the new Nintendo consoles and basically poured
scorn on them both. The Wii Mini looks like the most pointless thing I’ve ever
seen – a Wii without internet functionality and no backwards compatibility; and
the Wii U...well, my opinions of that turd are fiercely negative and I make no
apologies. This week it came to light that due to some arcane European
legislation, if you’re stupid enough to have bought a Wii U and wish to
view/download ‘adult’ content (i.e. anything that’s rated 18 / Mature), you
have to wait until between the hours of 11pm and 4am for it to be visible in
the online store. And there I was thinking Nintendo were over the whole ‘green/no
blood in games’ thing.
To be fair, I don’t think this is necessarily something
that Nintendo has implemented of its own accord, but both Xbox Live and the PS
Network marketplaces do not impose this bizarre censorship and yet they operate
in a European environment too. Way to go, Nintendo. First – bring out two new consoles,
both of which are similarly titled to your existing one. Then send mixed
audience messages by releasing a glut of child-friendly launch titles alongside
more adult-themed ones...but then impose a kind of watershed on mature online
content. Brilliant. There are two other consoles on the horizon though. And no,
I’m not talking about the next offerings from Sony or Microsoft. They’re Ouya
and Neo Geo X.
You’d be forgiven for never having heard of either of these
consoles, and in all honesty the Neo Geo X will probably be born into a cloud
of apathy before vanishing into the mists of time (but not before sprouting eBay
listings advertising it as ‘**RARE!!!**’); but the Ouya has the potential to be
a bit of a game changer (sorry). Ouya started life as a Kickstarter project that
went on to attract donations of over $8m and is in essence an indie gamer’s
dream – a true modder’s console that runs a bespoke version of the Android OS,
and that the creators are marketing as a console that will actively encourage homebrew
creativity. So, it’s kind of like that GP2X thing that nobody bought, but in
console form.
The thing that sets Ouya apart from the other ‘modders/homebrew/indie’
consoles is that it offers so much for such a meagre price tag: It’ll apparently
retail for $99 (which using the usual gaming hardware conversion techniques
will no doubt equate to £99, and not the more realistic £60ish) on launch, and
offer loads of cool stuff straight out of the box, such as compatibility with
On Live and a fully featured app/game store. The Ouya’s creators are also quite
happy for gamers to open the console itself and tinker with the actual hardware
inside, which as far as I know, is completely unprecedented for a console. Fair
enough, you can buy things like Raspberry Pi and you can always mod a PC...but
official modding support from a console manufacturer is a new one on me. I’m
not sure if I’ll buy one, but Ouya looks quite intriguing especially as the
quality of Android games is improving all the time (those Modern Combat games
are getting very good, even if they are blatant rip-offs of Modern Warfare...and
technically I’ve only played the Blackberry OS versions, so not really
Android...but fuck it. You know what I’m getting at). Ouya is out next March in
the US...and a UK release date isn’t even hinted at yet (surprise).
The other
new console I mentioned is the Neo Geo X from SNK Playmore. SNK is a company
that I always associated with impenetrable fighting games like King of Fighters
and stupidly hard side-scrolling shooters like Metal Slug, and the original Neo
Geo console (and its variants) was something I never actually played on because
I didn’t know anyone who a) had one; or b) could afford one.
There was a guy at
my school who told everyone he had a Neo Geo, but when me and my brother went
round one evening to have a go on it, he came out with some bullshit story that
his mum had seen it in his room, not known what it was and then proceeded to
throw it in the alleyway behind his house. He then went and pretended to be
looking for his Neo Geo in said alley for about 20 minutes before giving up. Unimpressed
by the quality (or lack thereof) of this blatant attempt to hoodwink us, my
brother and I left soon after and our acquaintance never mentioned the Neo Geo
again. Certainly not when either of us was in the vicinity, anyway.
But I
digress. So the Neo Geo then – a fabled and rarely seen console that boasted
some (apparently) excellent 2D fighters, shooters and...well that’s it as far
as I can tell. Enter the Neo Geo X – A strange hybrid console that consists of
a hand held Neo Geo console that is pre-loaded with 20 of SNK’s best retro
games...that fits inside a case that looks like the original Neo Geo so you can
hook it up to a TV. The console comes with a gargantuan joystick/pad thing too
so you can get that true 1990s import gamer nostalgia going on. Reports that it
comes with a free Tango & Cash poster are unconfirmed. Oddly, the Neo Geo X
doesn’t take original Neo Geo carts (mainly because the plastic case is just
that – a mock up of the original AES shell without any functioning parts) as
the games come on some kind of SD-like memory card that are plugged into the
little handheld unit. You’d have to be a bit of an SNK nutter to shell out the
$200 asking price for one of these things in my opinion, especially since most
of the games available have either already been ported to other consoles or are
available for free (cough) on certain (cough) websites (cough). Cough. As with
the Ouya though, there isn’t a UK release date or price as yet. I’d be surprised
if we ever see the Neo Geo X officially released on these shores though,
especially as the original Neo Geo consoles never made an impact here and the
Neo Geo Pocket Colour sold about 3 units. Saying that, if you did happen to
find a Neo Geo CD system in a Moss Side alleyway in about 1995 (just up from where
Maine Road used to be); could you get in touch via the comments section? I might
owe an apology to an old school friend.
I downloaded a little game last night
called Braid. I’d heard lots of talk about it when it launched on Xbox Live,
but I never got it because I find the whole ‘Microsoft Points’ thing a bit
shit. If you could just buy things with real money out of your debit account
like you can on the App Store/iTunes and the Blackberry Appworld, then I might
be more inclined to do so...but I just don’t really like the way you can only
buy certain amounts of Microsoft Points and then be left with a useless number
of them after buying something. I’ve had 180 points in my account for about 3
years now...and 180 is just about enough to buy absolutely fuck all. However, I
saw Braid on the App Store on the Mac last night for £2.99 so I bought it. And
what a delightful little romp it is too.
It’s basically a platform game with a
great hand-drawn art style. The story and locations appear a little on the
surreal side, as does the way you can rewind time if you fall to your
death...but you also have to use this function to solve puzzles involving
cannons firing clouds. Quite. I’ve looked around on the interwebs quite a bit
and discovered that Braid is actually about a nuclear war or something...which
just adds a bit of intrigue to the story in the textbooks you come across
in-game. Only played the first two ‘worlds’ thus far, but it was definitely
worth £2.99 in my opinion. You can’t even get a pint for £2.99 these days
(unless you go and jostle with the alcoholics and bums in your local Wetherspoons)
so money well spent. I might attempt to do a little video review some time. But
then again, I might not.
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
Monday, 17 December 2012
Glow Lamp Video Review
Thought I'd knock up a quick video review of the lamp I was on about in my previous post. I shot it with the HS30 EXR and I have to say I'm really disappointed with the sound quality I ended up with. There was a weird buzzing noise in the original clips that I tried to reduce in iMovie, but all that did was muffle the sound. Odd. Anyway, enjoy:
Glow Your Own Way
Howdy. Been sorting out my big move back to the capital of the
North over the last week hence the lack of updates. Took the Goose up the line
on Friday morning and stashed it in my brother’s garage before getting the
National Express back late last night. I set off at about 6.30am on Friday
morning in an attempt to escape the biblical storm that was sweeping across the
country and I almost made it – it was only in the last half
hour of the journey that the rain finally caught up with me and soaked me to
the bone. I know I’ve moaned about this many, many times over the last year –
but Christ. Every single time I get on that fucking thing, the heavens open.
All last week it was dry as a bone. Ridiculously cold, but dry. And then as
soon as I decide to get on the bike and transport it, the rain starts. I’m not
stupid enough to actually believe that some arcane rain god has it in for me,
but it just always seems to be that no matter how nice the weather is, as soon
as I get on my motorbike, it turns shitty.
As soon as I saw it I had to have it, so I shelled out £30 for it and transported it back halfway across the country with me. What else? Oh yeah – I sold my old iPod on Gumtree as well as my laptop in order to fund my latest ‘big’ purchase – an iPod Classic 160GB. It’s silver and matches the new MacBook Pro I got last week. I’m becoming everything I ever hated buying all this Apple stuff, but you know what? I think I can see why people desire Apple stuff: it just fucking works. It comes out of the box, you turn it on...and it just works. As simple as that. I’ve had no issues whatsoever with the MacBook, and the iPod is just the same. None of those stupid Windows dialogue boxes popping up with error messages accompanied by that stupid alert noise. Nothing but silky smooth performance. Sure, the MacBook is only a week old so that’s what you’d expect, but the OS is so much better than anything gaudy old Windows 8 could ever be, what with its hideous neon squares and incompatibility issues. Urgh. I played around with a Windows 8 PC in Curry’s last week and I was pretty horrified by how clunky it felt compared to Mountain Lion...and that was after using the Mac for about 3 days. Am I an Apple convert? Well, I was always slightly into Apple macs anyway (my first job after Uni was selling and demoing Apple G5 Powermacs), and I did all the online exams to gain ‘Apple Product Professional’ status (those RAID exams were fun, let me tell you), so I don’t think it’s a question of being a convert. More a case of ‘I ditched Windows because Mountain Lion kicks ass.’ Or something like that. In other iPod news, I’ve managed to download a piece of software that converts DVDs into mp4 movies that can be played on the iPod – so now I can watch movies on the cross trainer in the gym. Which, frankly, is awesome. Right, that’s enough from me for the moment. Until next time.
Apart from the rainy (windy and
dark) journey on Friday morning, the weekend was quite pleasant. Spent Friday
night at my dad’s and Saturday night I went to a friend’s house party/Christmas
do that eventually spilled out into a few pubs. It was in a place called
Ramsbottom on the outskirts of Manchester and was a really good event, not
least because the pubs around that area mostly seem to be proper ‘real ale’
pubs with good friendly atmospheres. I don’t really know Ramsbottom that well,
but from the few times I’ve been there to visit this particular friend, I have
quite a positive opinion of it. The place seems to be very ‘old fashioned,’ but
not in a horrible, urban decay way – more in a ‘dry stone wall’
way, where a lot of the buildings are made of those grey odd-shaped bricks. There’s also a
proper steam railway around there somewhere, so it gets a thumbs up from me. I
fully intend to dress as Isambard Kingdom Brunel and ride that quaint fucker
one day.
I went to Minehead a few years ago and we went down to the station
there to have a ride on the steam train, but the twat wasn’t running so we just
went to the pub instead. So yeah, Saturday night was a bit of a blur involving
lots of ale and party food. Earlier in the day I got lost on the ridiculous
motorway network encircling Manchester and ended up somewhere near Liverpool
when I was trying to get to Stockport (and predictably I also got piss wet
through), but apart from that, it was a chilled weekend.
I got the coach back
from Chorlton Street in Manchester and discovered to my horror that it isn’t
only Birmingham coach station that charges 30p for the pleasure of being able
to have a piss or shit in their toilets. Personally, I think that this kind of
thing is disgusting. Charging people to carry out essential bodily functions. I
remember when I went to Hull a few months ago and was bursting for a piss, but
the toilets in the train station were even more expensive than the two aforementioned
coach stations! I can’t remember how much, but I’m pretty sure it was more than
the already outrageous 30p levy at Brum and Manc. In case you were wondering, I
didn’t use the bogs at Hull, I just emptied my effluent all over the main High
Street instead – not that you could tell (this is a joke, by the way – I think
Hull’s a pretty nice place, especially since they built that new shopping area).
But anyway, enough of my boring life story.
When I was in Manchester waiting
for my coach, I stepped into a shop called Clas Ohlson, which to me at least,
appears to be Ikea without the furniture. It’s full of all sorts of tat – from garden
tools and kitchenware to electrical and computer accessories. I love it, and
could spend ages wandering around just looking at stuff. One thing I did see
was this:
768 colour combinations apparently. Not sure about that. |
It’s a lamp. Not just any lamp though - its called 'Glow' and it comes with a remote
control that lets you change the fucking colour! How insanely cool is that?!
Each button changes the colour, the ones on the right adjust the brightness |
Standard 'orange' mode |
Probably should've tidied up before taking these pictures |
As soon as I saw it I had to have it, so I shelled out £30 for it and transported it back halfway across the country with me. What else? Oh yeah – I sold my old iPod on Gumtree as well as my laptop in order to fund my latest ‘big’ purchase – an iPod Classic 160GB. It’s silver and matches the new MacBook Pro I got last week. I’m becoming everything I ever hated buying all this Apple stuff, but you know what? I think I can see why people desire Apple stuff: it just fucking works. It comes out of the box, you turn it on...and it just works. As simple as that. I’ve had no issues whatsoever with the MacBook, and the iPod is just the same. None of those stupid Windows dialogue boxes popping up with error messages accompanied by that stupid alert noise. Nothing but silky smooth performance. Sure, the MacBook is only a week old so that’s what you’d expect, but the OS is so much better than anything gaudy old Windows 8 could ever be, what with its hideous neon squares and incompatibility issues. Urgh. I played around with a Windows 8 PC in Curry’s last week and I was pretty horrified by how clunky it felt compared to Mountain Lion...and that was after using the Mac for about 3 days. Am I an Apple convert? Well, I was always slightly into Apple macs anyway (my first job after Uni was selling and demoing Apple G5 Powermacs), and I did all the online exams to gain ‘Apple Product Professional’ status (those RAID exams were fun, let me tell you), so I don’t think it’s a question of being a convert. More a case of ‘I ditched Windows because Mountain Lion kicks ass.’ Or something like that. In other iPod news, I’ve managed to download a piece of software that converts DVDs into mp4 movies that can be played on the iPod – so now I can watch movies on the cross trainer in the gym. Which, frankly, is awesome. Right, that’s enough from me for the moment. Until next time.
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Tuesday, 11 December 2012
Tilt Shift
Ever heard of tilt shift photography? Neither had I until today. Well, I had...I just didn't know it was called tilt shift. You probably have too. Look at this:
It's a technique that involves the use of a special, sickeningly expensive camera lens that turns ordinary scenes of humdrum life into images that make everything look like toy town. See, the perspective shifts or something, tricking those dumb-fuck balls of fat stuck into the front of your head into thinking that they're looking at a bunch of models. Models made of wads of human hair and dried faeces. Possibly. If you don't own a tilt shift lens, there are several sites online that will allow you to upload your own shots of everyday drudgery and turn them into pseudo tilt shift-esque images. Look:
As you'd expect, they don't really measure up to the majesty of the ones shot with a proper lens, but it's a mildly distracting activity for those who have nothing better to do with their time.
If you'd like to know more about this fascinating branch of photography, check out this website for a much more detailed explanation than I could ever craft. There's also a guide to creating perfect tilt shift images. Winner!
Go, tiny USA! |
As you'd expect, they don't really measure up to the majesty of the ones shot with a proper lens, but it's a mildly distracting activity for those who have nothing better to do with their time.
If you'd like to know more about this fascinating branch of photography, check out this website for a much more detailed explanation than I could ever craft. There's also a guide to creating perfect tilt shift images. Winner!
Golden Joysticks
Firstly – what the fuck have they done to the Games Radar
site? Jesus, talk about fucking up something that didn’t need to be fucked
around with. Seriously – go there and have a look at the new layout. It didn’t
look like that until yesterday; previously it was a bit like a blog where every
new story would just go to the top and push the previous ones down and off the
bottom of the front page onto page 2. Now it looks like Lawnmower Man has
thrown up all over the screen – there doesn’t seem to be any logical
arrangement to the articles...just complete random chaos. Sheesh. Think I’ll be
going elsewhere for my daily gaming news until they sort that design car-crash
out. Ho-hum.
In slightly related, but not at all related news, I feel I must
pay homage to the late, great Sir Patrick Moore who passed away at the weekend.
Obviously, his main interest and knowledge sphere was astronomy and all things
extra-terrestrial (by which I mean planets and quasars and all that malarkey),
but to pretty much every gamer of a certain age, Sir Patrick was also the face
of Thursday night gaming television on Channel 4: he was the Games Master. Fair
enough, Dominic Diamond and Dexter Fletcher were also in there (the former much
more than the latter, I know), as were several other UK-based industry types (publisher
Dave Perry and developer Peter Molyneux among them), but it was the titular
Games Master who set the challenges and was the main focal point of the series.
For those who never saw Games Master, there were several series set over a few
years and it was a show I used to watch religiously whenever it was running.
The format was sort of like a game show where there was a presenter (the aforementioned
Dominic Diamond, and for one series Dexter Fletcher) and contestants who would
come on to take part in challenges set by the Games Master. The Games Master
was basically Sir Patrick Moore’s head with various CG overlays, who spoke from a
giant screen. If the contestant was successful in the challenge set, he or she
would walk away with a coveted Games Master Golden Joystick. The best bit was
that these challenges were usually set in games that were available to buy for
the consoles of the time, and if you watch the episodes back on Youtube, you
can sort of tell the era they were from by the games they were using. As well
as the challenges, there were reviews and news items focusing on the latest
games. Back in the early to mid nineties, gaming was still seen as a bit of a geek’s
hobby (and probably still is by most people) and Games Master went some way to
establishing the medium in the mainstream, certainly in this country.
Obviously, the PSX had a little bit to do with it too, but I’d say that GM also
had a fair part to play.
Alongside the TV programme, there was a magazine
(titled, er, Games Master Magazine) which I would get monthly as part of my
regular haul of gaming mags. It was a really cool mag, and was kind of like an
all-format Amiga Power-lite, in that it was written in a fairly adult tone,
with lots of references to real-world happenings. The magazine is still going,
but has since taken a bit of a diversion and is squarely aimed at the younger
gamer these days. I suppose that’s why GamesTM and Edge now exist; filling a
niche and all that jazz. But Edge is a self-important load of old toss, so we
won’t mention that particular mag again. So yeah, what I’m trying to get at is
that Sir Patrick Moore died at the weekend and I’m sure most people will
remember him fondly for the part he played in the whole Games Master saga.
Again,
following on in this games-related diatribe, I read last week that Nintendo
have re-launched the original Wii console (there it is, up there!). I say ‘relaunched’ but that’s
probably taking things a little too far – they’ve pooed out the Wii Mini into
Canadian stores (?). The Wii Mini is basically a stripped down original Wii,
with all the internet functionality and backwards compatibility taken out, and
repackaged in a rather garish looking black and red casing. The question
remains: why? They’ve already confused half the casual gaming world with their
Wii U, and now they’ve gone and added to the confusion further by releasing yet
another ‘new’ Wii. Baffling.
I took the Macbook to the Apple Store in Bristol
on Saturday. The two people I spoke to on the phone last week said that I could have the
chipped palm rest replaced in-store and even though I was slightly sceptical I
still traipsed down the M5 (and discovered I had a flat rear tire on the
way...which wasn’t fun) and took the Mac in to their ‘Genius bar.’ Genius?!
More like Retard bar! The guy didn’t know what he was talking about for a start
and then after he’d consulted his iPad for about 10 minutes just came back and
told me they couldn’t do the job (even though I had been told otherwise on the
phone by TWO different ‘Geniuses’). He did, however, go on to tell me at great
length that there was a place in Cheltenham that would do the repair, but “it
wouldn’t be cheap.” What happened to Apple replacing these palm rests for free?
I rang the place in Cheltenham and they said the same thing – they’d have to
send it off to their workshop blah fucking blah, and that it wouldn’t be free
unless I called Apple and got their approval. Yes – call Apple. And get their
approval for a free repair to my computer. As if that’s going to happen. I
fobbed the guy off and hung up.
Something made me go back into the Apple Store
though, I don’t know what. I suppose I just wanted to have a muck about with the new
Macbooks and stuff. It’s been a while since I’ve been into an Apple
Store and just had a play with the sexy gear on show. And it’s amazing what you
pick up just from being able to see the whole product range of a company just
laid out and easily accessible. For one, I didn’t know that the Macbook Air and
the new Macbook (with Retina display) don’t have DVD drives. Who the fuck
thought that was a good idea?! Sure, the omission of an optical drive reduces
weight...but what about being able to watch a DVD without having to lug an
external drive around with you? It’s almost as if Apple and Nintendo are
working together to wind people up by doing stupid things with their new
hardware (the whole ‘you can’t use a USB stick on two different Wii U consoles’
thing is equally strange). That neither of those two systems (and the new iMac)
have optical drives instantly makes me look elsewhere.
And as a matter of fact,
I did: at the Macbook Pro. The normal, £999, 13,” 2.5 Ghz, 4GB RAM, 500 GB HDD
model to be precise. What an amazing piece of engineering. I can see why people
love Apple hardware, with it's super-sleek aluminium casing and quality feel. I had a play around for a good while and instantly fell in
love with it – the two-fingered mouse pad commands were something I had never
come across but instantly didn’t want to live without. So I just went and bought one. Right
then and there I just went up and asked for a 13” Macbook Pro and paid for it
outright. And I have to say it’s the greatest purchase I’ve ever made (apart
from the HS30 EXR, naturally...but they go hand in hand what with iPhoto and
all the other cool Mac photo shit). It’s been two days now and I’m still
fascinated by the thing and all the cool stuff it does. Not too impressed that
you can’t plug normal headphone-jacked speakers into it without getting this
weird buzzing noise (something to do with feedback of the current or some crap),
but I’m totally blown away...and while it doesn’t have a Retina screen, it does
have a DVD drive so I can watch my Warehouse 13 series one boxset when I
eventually get around to it. I still have the used Macbook white sitting on a
shelf, but that badboy’ll be going on Gumtree by the end of the week.
Friday, 7 December 2012
Bookmac
It’s recently dawned on me that over the course of the last year I’ve
actually read quite a fair number of books. I started thinking about this as I
was having a clear out last night in preparation for my exodus back north
(which should be in the next couple of weeks, hopefully), and found a load of
books in a box on top of my wardrobe. I say ‘my’ wardrobe – it isn’t really. It
belongs to the landlord, as does the bed, the dresser and the bedside unit. And the carpet, curtains, walls and ceiling. I
don’t actually own any furniture and after last night’s ultimate cleanse of all
unnecessary items, it became apparent that I can squeeze all of my worldly possessions
(excluding the Suzuki and my knackered pushbike, but including clothes) into 2
suitcases, a hold-all and three boxes. Seeing it all there in a pile is quite
comforting, especially when you take into account my complete repulsion when it
comes to clutter: useless ornaments, bags of stuff for ‘what if’ occasions...I
hate it all, so in those bags and boxes (one of which is full of smaller boxes
for my myriad gadgets) are only meaningful, useful items. But anyway, back to
the books.
My most recent books I’m still not done with – Beyond the Shadows
(book 3 of the Night Angel trilogy) I really only read on my Kindle when I’m on
the cross trainer in the gym, and House of Leaves only gets a look-in
when I’ve got a spare 3 hours to sit there and try to decipher what each
individual page is trying to tell me. I did get a good chunk of it read last
week during my well-documented National Express journey to Manchester and I’m
really enjoying it...but the constant footnote references and the way
paragraphs continue on previous pages and written backwards (yep, you read that
right) does get a little annoying at times. I can see what the author was
trying to do (after all, the book is meant to be made up of scraps of documents
found in a big bundle so I’m guessing the odd layout is a way of conveying that
(?)), but it doesn’t half grate after a few chapters. The different monoluges
and fonts used to depict these I can deal with, but when you’ve got different
chapters running backwards next to each other on the same page...well, it
becomes more of a chore than a pleasure. Still, I’m sticking with House of Leaves because a) it's fantastic, and b) there are things alluded to in the story that are really intriguing and haven’t
yet been fully explained. I just need to find a few spare hours.
I briefly
mentioned the Night Angel trilogy and I just want to reiterate how fucking cool
the whole saga is. I’m about half way through the final book now and even
though some of the story gets a bit muddy and confusing (and downright eh?!) in
places, it’s still a cracking read. I feel like I’ve been watching an epic Game of
Thrones/Lord of the Rings-style story unfold over the course of the three books
– massive battles, genocide, betrayals, romance, rape, alcoholism, prostitution,
suicide, magic, love, friendship...it’s all in there. I can’t really praise the
trilogy enough, and (as I’ve said in the past) that it was the first
published work by Brent Weeks is testimony to the guy’s talent. Not sure if I’ll
seek any of his other books out any time soon, but I’ll definitely remember the
Night Angel books, and the characters therein for a long time to come.
Other
shit I’ve read this year: Robopocalypse. Set in a world where the machines have
become self aware and waged war against the human race (sound familiar?),
Robopocalypse is an account of the origins of the machines’ rise to power as
depicted in CCTV recordings and diary excerpts etc. If you’re thinking
Terminator rip-off, I’m not going to argue...although the way the tale is told
through the recordings and written accounts of human battles with errant machines is
totally unique. Well, unless you compare it with World War Z...but lets not go
there. For now, anyway. Interestingly, Steven Spielberg (so I hear) is working
on the film adaptation. Wonder if he’ll do it justice. And speaking of
movie/book crossovers, I also finished I Am Legend this year too. I saw the
Will Smith adaptaion before I’d even heard of either the book or the original
Omega Man film, so all I had to go off when I started the book was the image of a sweaty, shirtless Will
Smith doing pull ups in a dilapidated apartment block.
The book, however, is umpteen times better than the film ever was, simply
because the guy in the book isn’t some super-human beefcake like the guy Will
Smith portrays. He’s just an average Joe who is scared shitless by all the
zombies knocking about the neighbourhood, and who discovers through lots of
trial and error and experimentation how he can fend them off. He also battles
with boredom (I know how he feels) and alcoholism and loss. It’s a fantastic
book – much bette than the (Will Smith) film. Still not seen The Omega Man
though, so I’ll pass judgement on that.
A further adaptation (well, a character
from a book that recently got turned into a TV series, anyway) that I got
through was the Dirk Gently novel The Long Dark Teatime of The Soul. It was
pretty good and is a strange tale about ancient Gods and the bumbling
holistic detective Dirk Gently somehow (apparently at random) managing to solve
all sorts of crimes by taking a holistic approach – that is, all things are
connected...or something. It was in January that I read this book so it’s kind
of faded from my memory somewhat...but I still recall it being entertaining. One book that I read
that wasn’t fiction (possibly) was Tales From Development Hell – The Greatest Movies Never Made (updated edition), a book about films that were green lit by Hollywood bigwigs, in some
cases had stars attached to them, and then for whatever reason failed to see
the light of day. Really insightful and well worth tracking down if you’re a
fan of movies (or movies that never came out, more appropriately).The first book in the series, The Greatest Sci-Fi Movies Never Made, featured a chapter on a novel called The Stars My Destination which I went on to purchase and read. I still think that book is the best science-fiction novel I've ever read.
Then there was The Strain, a modern vampire novel written in part by the director Guillermo del Toro, which again was pretty damn good (and nothing like that Twilight shit, before you start thinking I’m into vampires that glow in sunlight. Urgh.), but just got a bit boring towards the end. The Strain is the first book in a trilogy but I started reading the second book almost immediately and didn’t feel as if anything new was happening...so I let it go. I’m not one of these people who feels that if they start a book they have to finish it – if I get bored, I will literally just stop reading it. That’s not to say I won’t give it a chance to stop being dull...you get the idea (I hope). There were also a few HP Lovecraft short stories (The Horror at Red Hook, Shadow Over Innsmouth and The Colour out of Space) and a few random Sci-Fi shorts too. I hope this has enlightened you. If not, then please feel free to go and do something interesting for the next half an hour to restore the equilibrium in your life.
On a different note, last night I stripped the Macbook down and emptied a whole hoover-bag’s worth of dust and shit out of its innards. The result? A machine that now runs almost silently. Now, if Bristol Apple Store can sort out the broken keyboard thing...well, it’ll be awesome. I’ll find out soon enough.
Then there was The Strain, a modern vampire novel written in part by the director Guillermo del Toro, which again was pretty damn good (and nothing like that Twilight shit, before you start thinking I’m into vampires that glow in sunlight. Urgh.), but just got a bit boring towards the end. The Strain is the first book in a trilogy but I started reading the second book almost immediately and didn’t feel as if anything new was happening...so I let it go. I’m not one of these people who feels that if they start a book they have to finish it – if I get bored, I will literally just stop reading it. That’s not to say I won’t give it a chance to stop being dull...you get the idea (I hope). There were also a few HP Lovecraft short stories (The Horror at Red Hook, Shadow Over Innsmouth and The Colour out of Space) and a few random Sci-Fi shorts too. I hope this has enlightened you. If not, then please feel free to go and do something interesting for the next half an hour to restore the equilibrium in your life.
On a different note, last night I stripped the Macbook down and emptied a whole hoover-bag’s worth of dust and shit out of its innards. The result? A machine that now runs almost silently. Now, if Bristol Apple Store can sort out the broken keyboard thing...well, it’ll be awesome. I’ll find out soon enough.
Thursday, 6 December 2012
Amazing Effects
As I documented in the last post (just down there), my new (well, old) computer is an Apple Macbook. Due to this, I have recently discovered the awesomeness of the Apple App Store. Having a Playbook means I also get to peruse the Blackberry Appworld...but to be honest it isn't really a patch on the App Store. That's not to say that Appworld isn't cool - it really is...but it doesn't have anywhere near the number of apps on it. Saying that, as I'm on Snow Leopard and unable to upgrade any further, I'm guessing that my ability to use many of the newer ones on the Macbook will gradually diminish with time. Just gives me an excuse to get a proper new Mac though, eh? Anyway, I've been dabbling in the App Store and I've found a really cool little thing called Amazing Effects...and it's a little tool that, well, adds amazing effects to your photos. Want proof? Here:
I took this photo hanging out of the window with the HS30 in the rain. I hope the drama comes across in it. Also - Amazing Effects is completely free so well worth the money in my opinion. Speaking of opinions, mine of the Macbook have improved considerably after discovering how freaking cool the little remote control thingy is - you just press the 'menu' button and the mac goes into a sort of 'Windows Media Centre' mode where you can scroll through your iTunes tracks and play them from across the room. Oh, and the speakers are belting for their diminutive size. I'm taking it down to the Apple Store in Bristol at the weekend to see if they can do anything about the broken palm rest (they said they could on the phone...) and will report here if they make good on their word.
The original |
With a nice soft glow added |
Slightly cartoon-ised |
And with a colour filter |
I took this photo hanging out of the window with the HS30 in the rain. I hope the drama comes across in it. Also - Amazing Effects is completely free so well worth the money in my opinion. Speaking of opinions, mine of the Macbook have improved considerably after discovering how freaking cool the little remote control thingy is - you just press the 'menu' button and the mac goes into a sort of 'Windows Media Centre' mode where you can scroll through your iTunes tracks and play them from across the room. Oh, and the speakers are belting for their diminutive size. I'm taking it down to the Apple Store in Bristol at the weekend to see if they can do anything about the broken palm rest (they said they could on the phone...) and will report here if they make good on their word.
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