tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2120541823200100152024-03-19T04:29:09.266+00:00TomleeceeA place where I can vent my disgust at modern lifeTom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.comBlogger135125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-46001280125680769642013-05-12T10:03:00.000+01:002013-05-12T10:03:08.689+01:00New Blog!Hi folks. Just thought I'd engage in a bit of self promotion. I love writing about games and it seems the old Dreamcast has run it's course for me. I've pretty much said everything I can/want to about Sega's awesome swan song, so I've turned my attention to another of my favourite retro consoles: the Nintendo 64.<br />
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Go check it out. You can even leave comments...Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-1719814041041110942013-04-14T18:21:00.001+01:002013-04-14T18:21:11.149+01:00TumblrHello. Just a little note to let you know that I've moved my blogging over to Tumblr. Go to <a href="http://tomleecee.tumblr.com/">tomleecee.tumblr.com</a> if you want to read more of my crap from now on.<br />
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Cheers!Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-81367453662798069132013-03-19T21:53:00.000+00:002013-03-19T22:02:42.466+00:00ColonnadesHello. Never got round to doing that post at the weekend after all. There's no really exiting reason other than that I was actually doing stuff and didn't have the inclination to sit down and write about it for nobody in particular to not read. Which is what I'm doing now, weirdly. I put this down to the fact that there's fuck all on the tellybox and I've drunk all the alcohol in the flat so I've got very little else of import with which to fill my evening. So here I am. Writing on this blog again because if I don't, a little voice pops into my skull and nags at me to write inane shite, in a surprisingly similar fashion to what I'm laying down right here, right now, just incase someone actually stumbles across my blog and notices that it hasn't been updated for a while and mistakes it for one of those 'ghost blogs' that hasn't had a new post since November 2007.<br />
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On Saturday morning I took a fairly long stroll down to a local(ish) park called Heaton, erm...Park with my girlfriend. Here we took in the delights of the former Town Hall colonnade (which was removed from the City Centre many moons ago and is now hidden amongst some trees), an abandoned manor house that features some rather Doom-esque goat skulls as decorative motifs, and witnessed a duck try to drown another duck. Photographic evidence follows:<br />
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Once we arrived back home (after stopping off at a pub along the route for a jacket potato, of all things), I was driven out of the flat by the constant noise coming through the ceiling from the inconsiderate cunts who live above us. I've touched on this in a previous post, but the constant thudding and banging that echoes through our apartment due to the sheer ignorance of the two tenants directly above is driving me insane. I took the opportunity to go and view a new motorbike (on which I put down a deposit - it's a Suzuki GS500 incase anyone wondered), and then spent the rest of the evening/night at my cousin's house to escape the unholy cacophony of banging doors and stamping footsteps that have become the soundtrack to my short tenure in the current abode. We're already looking at alternative accomodation. Again. Grrr.<br />
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I'm going to collect the new motorcycle on Saturday morning hopefully and am currently in the process of buying some extremely expensive locks and chains - one of which I'm assured is 'unbreakable' by the manufacturer. I don't actually intend to put this to the test though, as after my recent experience with the Goose being pinched, I will be storing the new machine in a garage in a different postcode until the time comes that I can get the hell out of this noisy cave and move into a house with either a private garden or a garage of it's own. Sucks a little that I won't be able to just hop on to the new bike without a 45 minute commute to the aforementioned lock-up, but I'm determined not to have another bike stolen by dirty, stinking, worthless dole-scum dressed in grey sweat pants and Nike Shox trainers.<br />
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Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-2260798894660854682013-03-08T20:50:00.000+00:002013-03-08T21:44:34.754+00:00A Change is as good as a....Thought it was about time I changed the layout here at Tomleecee towers. I was toying with the idea of migrating this festering barrel of putridity over to Blogger's more attractive cousin Wordpress, but the complexity of such an operation, while simple in theory, is far beyond my fairly basic grasp of internetting<span style="color: red;">*</span>.<br />
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Actually, it probably isn't - but I'm using that as an excuse because i simply (as ever) cannot be fucking bothered. If there was a button that said "change all this shit to Wordpress. Now," then I'd more than likely press it...but there isn't, so I can't. And ergo, this drivel will be staying where it currently resides...on Blogger. So there you go. Not a proper post by any stretch of the imagination (you'll probably have to wait until Sunday (or maybe tomorrow) to read about my exploits with the N64)<span style="color: red;">**</span>, <span style="color: red;">^</span>but I'm sure you'll all survive. Hopefully. Forrest Gump is on in a bit and I need a beer, so see you Sunday. Or tomorrow.<br />
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<span style="color: red;">**</span><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Check out the brackets within brackets. I'm a regular Douglas Adams. Kind of.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="color: red;">^</span>Not really sure what the grammatical conventions are when using asterisks after brackets but before commas.</span>Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-85039273920343970662013-03-06T07:12:00.000+00:002013-03-06T07:12:19.233+00:00Will Dance For FoodWell my birthday came and went. It was a fairly good weekend - had a really good night out on Saturday evening and did a pretty good impression of a tour guide on Saturday afternoon, showing my southern friends around Manchester. One of them remarked that she had no idea how big the place would be. That alone kinda brought home to me the sort of image most of these 'Southerns' must have of the North. Flat caps, whippets, gravy flowing through the sewers like that glowing pink sludge in Ghostbusters 2...how wrong they are.<br />
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My actual birthday on Monday was a little less exciting - I pretty much spent it doing the same shit I've been doing for the last few weeks: trawling the interwebs looking for jobs. Y'know, when you get offered a job, you'd think it would be a given that you'd actually get to start it within two fucking months of receiving the offer, right? As alluded to in a previous post, I was recently (well a few months ago) offered a job and gladly accepted it...but I still don't have a start date and any emails to the recruitment department are simply met with "we don't know yet." Doesn't exactly fill you with confidence. It'd fill you with even less if I actually revealed who this proposed employer is. But I'll continue to hold off for now. And even though I've resigned to the fact that I'll probably never start this job, I've still got a slight glimmer of hope...but this hasn't stopped me applying for maybe a hundred others.<br />
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And so that brings us right up to date: all I do, every day is search job sites and send off applications. It is beginning to get a little tiresome, I won't lie, but surely something's gotta give soon? I've had a few interviews and even a trial day delivering UPS parcels (seriously, I will never complain about having to wait all day for a delivery ever again after that!), but this whole job searching thing sucks on your soul like nothing else in modern life. I'm not one of those people who bases my opinion of someone on the job they do, but sadly not everyone is like me. This is a very fickle world and opinions and stereotypes rule everything we do as humans, so not having a job tends to sap your sense of self worth after a while - I know because i'm living proof of that theory. But I'm trying to stay positive, still running, cycling and keeping fit, still trying to be sociable and get involved with friends' events etc. The thing is, how much longer can I keep it up? I'm pretty sure I'm not eligible for any form of benefit because I left my last job of my own accord (even after working none stop since 2003), and I speak fluent English so there's no way I can blag any freebies off the government...so I suppose I'd better stop writing this and go and have another look at the Jobserve website - y'know, the one provided by the DWP that has broken 'apply' links at the bottom of nearly every page? What a goddamned clusterfuck.Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-44706184622942295422013-02-28T10:46:00.003+00:002013-02-28T10:51:18.726+00:00When I'm 64I'm 31 on Monday. Where does the time go? Fair enough, 31 isn't exactly old (note the tenuous link to this post's title - and there's more to come further down, oh yes!) but I still feel exactly the same as I did when I was, say, 13 or something. I don't have a bad back, no creaking limbs, no wrinkles, grey hair or liver spots...in fact I still get asked for ID when I buy alcohol. Some may say this is a bit of a blessing, but I see it as a bit of a piss take - especially as most of the time I'm a good deal older than the cashier asking for said identification papers. I don't really have any answer for my relatively youthful appearance, especially when most of my contemporaries generally look pretty haggard in comparison (sorry guys, but its true), but I do know one thing - it fucks me off when I get called 'young man.'<br />
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Don't ask me why, but that moniker really grips my shit - even more so when (as above) the term is dished out by some cunt who's younger than me. It's like a put down, as if calling you 'young' means 'less worldly' or something. I know this is all a load of bullshit that I'm spouting here, and I shouldn't spend my time wondering what some random dick means when they call me 'young man,' but what winds me up even more is realising that not only am I usually older than them, but I've (probably) seen and done a hell of a lot more in my time than they could ever imagine. When somebody calls me 'young man,' I want to grab them by the sides of the face, touch foreheads and perform a goddamn mind-meld info-dump on the fucker and let them know all the shit I've been through; all the places I've been too and all the experiences and sadness and joy and strife I've been subjected to - all while they were either wondering at their first pubes sprouting or having their Findus Crispy Pancakes warmed up by mummy. Cunts.<br />
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Just wanted to get that off my chest. So yes - I'm 31 years old (young?) on Monday. I'll be celebrating this momentous milestone in true British fashion by getting well and truly ringbolted (tipsy) on Saturday night. Excellent.<br />
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I went to watch Manchester United play against Reading in the FA Cup last Monday night. It was a pretty dull game in all honesty, but on the plus side I found £5 on the pavement on my way into the stadium. We were sat up in the top tier of the Sir Alex ferguson stand, and while it was a pretty steep incline, the position offered us a sterling view of the pitch:<br />
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Other than that, there hasn't been much of interest or import happening. I've decided to start looking for alternative means of employment, as the job I was offered still hasn't started and the recruitment department are still dragging their asses over a start date etc. I've been waiting the best part of two months now and the sheer boredom of being off work is starting to drive me insane (there are only so many Archfiend/AVGN/Irate Gamer bitching Youtube videos one can stomach in one day/week/month), so I think I'm just going to have to cut my losses and look elsewhere for a way to earn a meagre crust.<br />
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Speaking of boredom and ways to quelch it (thanks Tenacious D), I recently went to my mum's house to retrieve some more of my random boxes of shit I'd been storing there.<br />
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One of these boxes contained my old Nintendo 64 and a handful of games (post title? eh? yes it's true - I'm a genius!), and I was pretty stoked at the thought of being able to hook the old girl (the N64, not my mum) up to my massive plasma TV and play Golden Eye, Mario Kart 64 and (shiver) Mission Impossible in all their anti-aliased glory. Imagine then, my world-ending disappointment when I hooked the N64 up and threw the switch only to be confronted with a blank screen. I tried all the channels and a whole host of different cables/inputs only to be met with the same 'no signal - check connection' message floating around the screen. I thought there may be something wrong with the TV so I tried it with the other, smaller Samsung LCD we have - no joy, same thing. I did a bit of Googling and discovered to my abject horror that no, the N64 will not work with most of these new flatscreen LCD/LED/Plasma screen TVs due to the maximum resolution output (or some such shit) of the N64 console. Goddamn archaic Nintendo hardware architecture! When I think about it though, the N64 looked pretty awful on the old CRT TVs of yesteryear (well, the 1990s) so blowing the lo-res crap up to HDTV proportions would make it look even worse, so its probably for the best: rose-tinted specs with lenses the depth of jam jars wouldn't have made them look any less horrible. Although, I wish I'd known that before I went and splashed out on Jet Force Gemini, World Driver Championship and Perfect Dark. Harrumph. My only option is to go and get an old portable CRT telly from somewhere, but not having a car could make that a little tricky.<br />
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Watch this SDTV space.Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-19545686701296244982013-02-22T08:25:00.000+00:002013-02-22T08:25:04.072+00:00Failure To Launch<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hands up if you stayed up late on Wednesday night to watch the much-hyped PS4 reveal. I did, and I can't help but feel a little disappointed. I'm no Sony fanboy, but I have to admit that the prospect of the next wave of consoles being heralded by Sony kind of excited me. The last two Sony machines left me cold - the PS2 destroyed my beloved Dreamcast's chance of ever reaching maturity (who knows what kind of creativity we could have seen had Sega's last console been given a longer lifespan?); while the PS3 left me wondering how it offered anything that the 360 didn't already. But by having this super-secretive press release/reveal thing, it sent out a message that Sony were ready to really show the world something special. Not since the first screens of Super Mario 64 started appearing in magazines in the early 90s have I been as excited by a new console launch, and it made me feel like a kid again...but that was until I actually started watching the live-streamed event. I watched it via Giant Bomb so that I could also hear the views of the editorial staff, and while those guys seemed to be fairly excited by the whole event, I was just left wondering 'eh?!'<br />
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There was absolutely nothing that told me I was looking at the next generation of gaming. All of the tech demos that were shown looked pretty much like graphics look now, on the current generation. Granted, games on the PS3 and Xbox 360 still look pretty stunning and I'm not really sure how they can be improved (the improvements are most likely to come in the shape of larger game worlds etc), but I was expecting a lot more. One game shown (and it was rumoured to be actual game footage up on the big screen, rather than a mock-up), titled <i>Knack</i>, looked no better than anything I've played on the current generation, yet there were gasps from the audience. Did I miss something? Here, look:<br />
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See what I mean. The rest of the stuff shown just looked like rendered mock-ups (and not very impressive ones, either), although the Capcom demo of a new IP called <i>Deep Down</i> piqued my interest, if only because it featured an armour-clad knight fighting a dragon, and I can dig that shit. Elsewhere, I was left completey stunned by the complete lack of any hardware on show - where was the console, Sony? Sure, they showed off the damned controller (which is basically a Dual Shock with a 'share' button and a coloured light on top) and also a bit of the social media-type stuff that the console will support, but what we really wanted (and I think I speak for most people interested in this shit) was a glimpse of the goddamned hardware. When I think 'PS2' I see the black oblong and blue highlights; when I think Wii I see the little white box up on it's side; and when I think N64 I visualize the bizarre art-deco stylings....but when I think PS4, I don't really have an image of the thing because nobody knows what it looks like! Sure, Sony probably want to keep their final design away from the prying eyes of Microsoft, and that's quite probably the reason they didn't reveal any technical specifications either...but this was billed as a 'reveal,' and surely these are the important things that people who are interested in this kind of thing need and want to know.<br />
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So what do we know about the PS4 after the event? Well, there are a few franchises that will continue on the new platform (Kill Zone for example), along with a few new ones (Driveclub was one, but it instantly conjured up images of Driving Emotion Type-S from the PS2 launch), and the joypad will have a share button. Oh, and social media will be high on the priority list and you'll be able to use your PS Vita (who even owns one of those?) as a sort of Wii U knock-off controller. Er...and apart from that, not a great deal to be honest.<br />
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Speaking of the Wii U, I almost bought one a few weeks ago, even after my complete destruction of the thing in a previous post. But then I looked at the games available for it and also the release schedule for the next few months. I kept my money in my pocket. Just a little side note for you. I almost-but-didn't buy a PS Vita for the exact same reason: no games.<br />
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It'll be interesting to see what Microsoft offer up in the form of a reaction, but I can't help but think that Sony jumped the gun a bit in order to just be 'FIRST!' when it came to showing off their next-gen machinations. On the subject of the next Xbox (or whatever they end up calling it), there are quite a few hideous rumours floating around the net at the moment, and I hope for their sake they turn out to be just that - rumours. The most worrying of these is that the new machine will not allow used games to run, so that would effectively kill the second hand games market. And as a gamer who primarily buys used games (as they're y'know, cheaper) I'd have to think long and hard about whether I was prepared to pay £50 for a new game every time I wanted to play something else. Actually, no I wouldn't - I simply would not buy the console in the first place. Think about that for a moment. Every single time you got bored of a game, you had to go and buy a brand new game to replace it. No more trade-ins, no more selling your old games on Ebay or giving them away to friends or family. A game would be locked to the first console it was used in. How fucking shit would that be?!<br />
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Another rumour is that it will need to be connected to the internet at all times, and come with a Kinect as standard, that needed to be plugged in at all times too. Now, I'm no crackpot conspiracy theorist (allegedly), but doesn't that sound a bit creepy? An 'always on' console, with a camera peering into your living room? George Orwell, eat your heart out. Fair enough, if you've got nothing to hide, then why would you have an issue with that? Well, maybe you wouldn't...but what about if the camera could identify how many people were watching a rented movie or something, and block it from playing until the allotted number of people only were in the room? That's the scary shit right there. Our own technology telling us how we get to use it. Who is playing who, exactly?! OK, so that's a bit far fetched, and I only heard about it listening to a gaming podcast, but it's a real possibility that this kind of limitation could be introduced to our next generation of games consoles. And if they do, I think I'm going to have to either find a new hobby, or just go back to playing my Dreamcast and wondering about what could have been. Hmm.Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-62914649642909832112013-02-21T12:41:00.002+00:002013-02-22T08:48:22.533+00:00The CircleHello. It's been a little while since I
last updated, but it really hasn't been my fault – honest. Since I
got the fuck out of that dump Gloucester, I've been relying on the
free wi-fi offered in places like Wetherspoons and Starbucks to get
online. I suppose I could have written blog posts about all the shit
that's been going on in my little bubble and then uploaded it once I
was connected, but to be brutally honest – I just couldn't be
fucked. And to be fair, quite a lot has happened since I last posted
just before Christmas.<br />
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As alluded to in a previous sentence and/or paragraph, I have
indeed uprooted and moved away from Gloucester and back to my home
town Manchester. It was a pretty simple move seeing as I only have a
relatively small number of belongings – a few cases of old games
consoles and a couple of black bags of clothes (most of which I've
since chucked out due to never wearing more than about three or four
different outfits) was all I lugged up the M5 with me. I was
initially staying at my mum's house while I sorted out my apartment,
and of course it was Christmas too, so I just kind of slobbed around
for a few weeks and drank way too much. To counteract the less
desirable effects of all the ale and gin (yes, gin) I was swigging, I also managed to
crank out some fairly impressive long-distance runs over the festive
period – which was nice. </div>
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So Crimbo came and went, I somehow
managed to co-erce a letting agent into letting me sign a tenancy
agreement, and then I moved into the new gaff in mid January. In
hindsight there was quite a bit of stress involved - lots of
viewings, lots of cancelled viewings, some irate telephone exchanges
(by which I refer to the conversations had over the telephone, not
the actual telephone exchange building...can buildings be 'irate'?!),
sleepless nights and a couple of pretty heated arguments too. It all
seems to have come together in the end though, so I can't really
grumble. One thing I do feel the need to grumble about is my
employment status. </div>
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Now, I don't want to go into it too much on here as I
can't afford to upset anyone (yet), but when I left my job in
Gloucester, I was assured that i'd be 'in post' by the end of
January. It's now almost the end of February and I'm still waiting
for a fucking start date. The recruitment department at my new place of work
are blaming the delay on the return of my CRB (criminal records)
check from some arcane and secretive government dept (The Laundry?),
but I blame that age-old blight on progress: human laziness. Sigh. So
life at the moment is pretty dull for me. Yes, I'm back home and yes
I've got a whole flat to exist in (as opposed to just a room), but
the novelty of being off work starts to wane after a few weeks. I'm
keeping myself busy/sane by going for lengthy runs and cycling (and
using the cross trainer I recently bought off ebay – more on that
in a future post), getting busy with the HS30 EXR uber-camera, and
reading books. And now I've got the internet back in my life (no thanks to Plusnet who kept me waiting for a goddamned MONTH to get it switched on) I'll be blogging again, too. Lucky you!</div>
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On a slightly depressing note, I had my motorbike
stolen a few weeks ago and it sent me into a bit of a downward slump.
The insurance cunts, sorry, <i>company</i> wouldn't pay out either because I
hadn't updated my address details after moving so I was left with
nowt but a snapped chain, a broken disk lock and an empty space where
the Goose had once so proudly stood. Oh, and a fucking £1000 hole in my
finances. The story doesn't end there though. </div>
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When I discovered that
the bike had been nicked, I obviously rang the police and reported
it. To their credit, the cops turned up pretty soon after to take
some details and stuff. And the day after another patrol car stopped
off at the flat to let me know that they hadn't found the bike yet.
It was nice to know that the cops were actually giving a toss, to be
honest. And even if it was just for show, at least they were doing
<i>that</i>. Anyway, a week went by and I just accepted that the Goose was
long gone, either sold on or burnt out somewhere in a ditch (which, ironically, is the fate that befell my CG125 a few years ago). It was on the
following Saturday that I took a bus ride to the near by town of
Bolton (also the town of my birth, fact fans!). On the return
journey, I was sat on the upper deck of the bus and messing with my
Blackberry when I happened to look up and to my left. What do I see
parked down a side street but my Suzuki Goose! I got off the bus at
the next stop and went back to where I'd seen the bike, and there she
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The little fucks who'd stolen her
had ripped off the mirrors and indicators, prised open the petrol cap
and pulled the body panels off the sides to (I presume) hot-wire it.
Mecanically, the bike was still in good condition, and there was no
other damage, but by that point I was sick of the whole incident so I
resided to getting the bike back to the flat in the back of a mate's
van and sleeping on it (the subject, not the bike). Next morning, I concluded that the damage done by the worthless scrotums who
had pinched the bike was probably easily repairable by someone with
the know-how and resources, so I sold it as 'spares or repair' to a
motorcycle enthusiast for £300. Silver linings and all that. It
didn't give me my transport or freedom back, but that money did go
some way to softening the blow of having my vehicle stolen by some
retarded, pathetic waste of human skin. I can only hope and pray to
Cthulu that those responsible develop an extremely aggressive form of
cancer and die a horrible painful death. Not now, but later in life.
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Next up - how laminate flooring and ignorant lesbians in the flat above can DESTROY your short-lived happiness.</div>
Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-26811907541067624942012-12-22T16:15:00.000+00:002012-12-22T16:19:50.355+00:00EggWell, its Saturday 22nd December and we're all still here. What did I say? There are a lot of people with a lot of egg on their collective faces right about now. A lot of people who sold everything/gave everything away because they thought the rapture was imminent. Again I say: fucking idiots. Excuse me while I lay here and gloat. Aaaaah. Gloating is good. Not so good when you're being gloated <i>at</i>, mind. But meh.<br />
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I managed to knock up a pretty convincing tilt shift photo using that website I linked to in my previous tilt shift-orientated post. I think the effect only really works if you've got the right sort of photo to edit in the first place. To whit - I took a photo of a street scene from afar with the fucking immense zoom lens stuck to the front of the HS30 EXR (serious piece of kit, seriously), and then tilt shifted the fuck out of it:<br />
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Now <i>that</i> is impressive in my opinion. Look at the tiny cars! Now to STAND ON THEM! Crush them and kick the roofs off the houses and take a massive shit in the town centre. Piss in a river and leg drop the town hall. Just me? Oh...OK. I get a bit carried away when the opportunity to act like Godzilla presents itself. Did I mention the Mayan apocalypse totally failed to happen? Just saying.Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-35950193421901188202012-12-19T09:40:00.001+00:002012-12-20T21:41:15.506+00:00ApocadicksListen up. According to various news websites, people around the world
are stockpiling candles, torches, tinned food and salt (?) at the moment just
to be on the safe side when the predicted apocalypse hits on Friday. This, to
me at least, seems about as pointless as the Wii Mini. See, if it’s the
apocalypse, then the world is going to end...so what good are a few candles and
a tin of Spam going to be? Fucking idiots. I don’t know why I’m even bothering
to mention this guff – it’s pretty clear to anyone with an ounce of brain
tissue inside their skull that the world isn’t going to suddenly ‘end’ on
Friday.<br />
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It might feel like it has to many of the people who are out on Friday
night for the annual 'mad' Friday celebrations – the curious (British?) tradition of going
out drinking on the last Friday before Christmas and consuming so much alcohol
that you can’t even taste your kebab on the way home – but surely their
world-ending epoch won’t really begin until Saturday morning when they’re
hunched over the toilet bowl throwing the same minced offal up again? </div>
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This
whole ‘end of the world’ shite is literally just that – something that somebody
got wind of and was then twisted out of all proportion by the media and adopted
as truth by other equally dense people. As far as I can see, the only evidence
for any of this crap is that the Mayans' calendar sort of ends around about now
(after much shoe-horning and contriving of data so that it sort of looks comprehensible...at
a push). See, the peoples of ancient antiquity didn’t really have days of the
week, or years or months as we know them, so the very notion of ‘Friday the 21<sup>st</sup>
of December 2012’ would have been complete gobbledygook to your average Mayan
bloke. So where has this magical date come from? I don’t really know or care to
be honest. What I do know is that all these fool s buying candles and salt are
gonna have some ‘splaining to do come Tuesday morning when their kids are
unwrapping cylindrical, waxy gifts. </div>
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It kinda makes me a little bit sad for the
human race reading all these news reports about large communities in supposedly
developed and enlightened countries panic buying essentials ‘just in case.’
Just in case <i>what</i>? A wave of fire and brimstone comes sploshing down the street?
The dead rise from their graves and shuffle about a bit? An asteroid smashes the world to tiny fragments like a drunk tramp punching a goldfish bowl? A
despot<span style="color: red;">*</span> presses a button and starts a nuclear war? In the event that any of
those improbable things happen (they won’t), again I ask – what fucking use
will candles and Spam be?! See you on Saturday morning, dickheads.<span style="color: red;">**</span></div>
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Speaking of despots, and taking into consideration the new Hobbit movie is out (mildly tenuous segue, I know), have you ever wondered what Sauron might use to write his Christmas list? Wonder no more, filthy Hobbitses:<br />
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Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, this delightful writing utensil is available <a href="http://www.penshop.co.uk/products/caran-d-ache/caran-d-ache-horlogerie-1010-silver-rhodium-plated-fountain-pen/" target="_blank">here</a> for the meagre sum of <b><u>£10,000</u></b>. I'll have two, then.<br />
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Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-14593269410856827542012-12-18T10:03:00.000+00:002012-12-18T13:35:31.858+00:00Ouya? Oh Yeah!<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">In
recent posts I’ve looked at the new Nintendo consoles and basically poured
scorn on them both. The Wii Mini looks like the most pointless thing I’ve ever
seen – a Wii without internet functionality and no backwards compatibility; and
the Wii U...well, my opinions of that turd are fiercely negative and I make no
apologies. This week it came to light that due to some arcane European
legislation, if you’re stupid enough to have bought a Wii U and wish to
view/download ‘adult’ content (i.e. anything that’s rated 18 / Mature), you
have to wait until between the hours of 11pm and 4am for it to be visible in
the online store. And there I was thinking Nintendo were over the whole ‘green/no
blood in games’ thing. </span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">To be fair, I don’t think this is necessarily something
that Nintendo has implemented of its own accord, but both Xbox Live and the PS
Network marketplaces do not impose this bizarre censorship and yet they operate
in a European environment too. Way to go, Nintendo. First – bring out two new consoles,
both of which are similarly titled to your existing one. Then send mixed
audience messages by releasing a glut of child-friendly launch titles alongside
more adult-themed ones...but then impose a kind of watershed on mature online
content. Brilliant. There are two other consoles on the horizon though. And no,
I’m not talking about the next offerings from Sony or Microsoft. They’re <a href="http://www.ouya.tv/" target="_blank">Ouya</a>
and <a href="http://neogeox.com/" target="_blank">Neo Geo X</a>. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">You’d be forgiven for never having heard of either of these
consoles, and in all honesty the Neo Geo X will probably be born into a cloud
of apathy before vanishing into the mists of time (but not before sprouting eBay
listings advertising it as ‘<b><span style="color: #990000;">**RARE!!!**</span></b>’); but the Ouya has the potential to be
a bit of a game changer (sorry). Ouya started life as a Kickstarter project that
went on to attract donations of over $8m and is in essence an indie gamer’s
dream – a true modder’s console that runs a bespoke version of the Android OS,
and that the creators are marketing as a console that will actively encourage homebrew
creativity. So, it’s kind of like that GP2X thing that nobody bought, but in
console form. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">The thing that sets Ouya apart from the other ‘modders/homebrew/indie’
consoles is that it offers so much for such a meagre price tag: It’ll apparently
retail for $99 (which using the usual gaming hardware conversion techniques
will no doubt equate to £99, and not the more realistic £60ish) on launch, and
offer loads of cool stuff straight out of the box, such as compatibility with
On Live and a fully featured app/game store. The Ouya’s creators are also quite
happy for gamers to open the console itself and tinker with the actual hardware
inside, which as far as I know, is completely unprecedented for a console. Fair
enough, you can buy things like Raspberry Pi and you can always mod a PC...but
official modding support from a console manufacturer is a new one on me. I’m
not sure if I’ll buy one, but Ouya looks quite intriguing especially as the
quality of Android games is improving all the time (those Modern Combat games
are getting very good, even if they are blatant rip-offs of Modern Warfare...and
technically I’ve only played the Blackberry OS versions, so not really
Android...but fuck it. You know what I’m getting at). Ouya is out next March in
the US...and a UK release date isn’t even hinted at yet (surprise). </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">The other
new console I mentioned is the Neo Geo X from SNK Playmore. SNK is a company
that I always associated with impenetrable fighting games like King of Fighters
and stupidly hard side-scrolling shooters like Metal Slug, and the original Neo
Geo console (and its variants) was something I never actually played on because
I didn’t know anyone who a) had one; or b) could afford one. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">There was a guy at
my school who told everyone he had a Neo Geo, but when me and my brother went
round one evening to have a go on it, he came out with some bullshit story that
his mum had seen it in his room, not known what it was and then proceeded to
throw it in the alleyway behind his house. He then went and pretended to be
looking for his Neo Geo in said alley for about 20 minutes before giving up. Unimpressed
by the quality (or lack thereof) of this blatant attempt to hoodwink us, my
brother and I left soon after and our acquaintance never mentioned the Neo Geo
again. Certainly not when either of us was in the vicinity, anyway. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">But I
digress. So the Neo Geo then – a fabled and rarely seen console that boasted
some (apparently) excellent 2D fighters, shooters and...well that’s it as far
as I can tell. Enter the Neo Geo X – A strange hybrid console that consists of
a hand held Neo Geo console that is pre-loaded with 20 of SNK’s best retro
games...that fits inside a case that looks like the original Neo Geo so you can
hook it up to a TV. The console comes with a gargantuan joystick/pad thing too
so you can get that true 1990s import gamer nostalgia going on. Reports that it
comes with a free Tango & Cash poster are unconfirmed. Oddly, the Neo Geo X
doesn’t take original Neo Geo carts (mainly because the plastic case is just
that – a mock up of the original AES shell without any functioning parts) as
the games come on some kind of SD-like memory card that are plugged into the
little handheld unit. You’d have to be a bit of an SNK nutter to shell out the
$200 asking price for one of these things in my opinion, especially since most
of the games available have either already been ported to other consoles or are
available for free (cough) on certain (cough) websites (cough). Cough. As with
the Ouya though, there isn’t a UK release date or price as yet. I’d be surprised
if we ever see the Neo Geo X officially released on these shores though,
especially as the original Neo Geo consoles never made an impact here and the
Neo Geo Pocket Colour sold about 3 units. Saying that, if you did happen to
find a Neo Geo CD system in a Moss Side alleyway in about 1995 (just up from where
Maine Road used to be); could you get in touch via the comments section? I might
owe an apology to an old school friend. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">I downloaded a little game last night
called <a href="http://braid-game.com/" target="_blank">Braid</a>. I’d heard lots of talk about it when it launched on Xbox Live,
but I never got it because I find the whole ‘Microsoft Points’ thing a bit
shit. If you could just buy things with real money out of your debit account
like you can on the App Store/iTunes and the Blackberry Appworld, then I might
be more inclined to do so...but I just don’t really like the way you can only
buy certain amounts of Microsoft Points and then be left with a useless number
of them after buying something. I’ve had 180 points in my account for about 3
years now...and 180 is just about enough to buy absolutely fuck all. However, I
saw Braid on the App Store on the Mac last night for £2.99 so I bought it. And
what a delightful little romp it is too. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">It’s basically a platform game with a
great hand-drawn art style. The story and locations appear a little on the
surreal side, as does the way you can rewind time if you fall to your
death...but you also have to use this function to solve puzzles involving
cannons firing clouds. Quite. I’ve looked around on the interwebs quite a bit
and discovered that Braid is actually about a nuclear war or something...which
just adds a bit of intrigue to the story in the textbooks you come across
in-game. Only played the first two ‘worlds’ thus far, but it was definitely
worth £2.99 in my opinion. You can’t even get a pint for £2.99 these days
(unless you go and jostle with the alcoholics and bums in your local Wetherspoons)
so money well spent. I might attempt to do a little video review some time. But
then again, I might not.</span>Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-20042298824987362522012-12-17T21:56:00.000+00:002012-12-17T21:56:04.499+00:00Glow Lamp Video ReviewThought I'd knock up a quick video review of the lamp I was on about in my previous post. I shot it with the HS30 EXR and I have to say I'm really disappointed with the sound quality I ended up with. There was a weird buzzing noise in the original clips that I tried to reduce in iMovie, but all that did was muffle the sound. Odd. Anyway, enjoy:<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5pq6FhnoH0M" width="560"></iframe>Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-18696321950210909702012-12-17T10:30:00.001+00:002012-12-17T10:32:55.850+00:00Glow Your Own WayHowdy. Been sorting out my big move back to the capital of the
North over the last week hence the lack of updates. Took the Goose up the line
on Friday morning and stashed it in my brother’s garage before getting the
National Express back late last night. I set off at about 6.30am on Friday
morning in an attempt to escape the biblical storm that was sweeping across the
country and I almost made it – it was only in the last half
hour of the journey that the rain finally caught up with me and soaked me to
the bone. I know I’ve moaned about this many, many times over the last year –
but Christ. Every single time I get on that fucking thing, the heavens open.
All last week it was dry as a bone. Ridiculously cold, but dry. And then as
soon as I decide to get on the bike and transport it, the rain starts. I’m not
stupid enough to actually believe that some arcane rain god has it in for me,
but it just always seems to be that no matter how nice the weather is, as soon
as I get on my motorbike, it turns shitty.<br />
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Apart from the rainy (windy and
dark) journey on Friday morning, the weekend was quite pleasant. Spent Friday
night at my dad’s and Saturday night I went to a friend’s house party/Christmas
do that eventually spilled out into a few pubs. It was in a place called
Ramsbottom on the outskirts of Manchester and was a really good event, not
least because the pubs around that area mostly seem to be proper ‘real ale’
pubs with good friendly atmospheres. I don’t really know Ramsbottom that well,
but from the few times I’ve been there to visit this particular friend, I have
quite a positive opinion of it. The place seems to be very ‘old fashioned,’ but
not in a horrible, urban decay way – more in a ‘dry stone wall’
way, where a lot of the buildings are made of those grey odd-shaped bricks. There’s also a
proper steam railway around there somewhere, so it gets a thumbs up from me. I
fully intend to dress as Isambard Kingdom Brunel and ride that quaint fucker
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I went to Minehead a few years ago and we went down to the station
there to have a ride on the steam train, but the twat wasn’t running so we just
went to the pub instead. So yeah, Saturday night was a bit of a blur involving
lots of ale and party food. Earlier in the day I got lost on the ridiculous
motorway network encircling Manchester and ended up somewhere near Liverpool
when I was trying to get to Stockport (and predictably I also got piss wet
through), but apart from that, it was a chilled weekend. </div>
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I got the coach back
from Chorlton Street in Manchester and discovered to my horror that it isn’t
only Birmingham coach station that charges 30p for the pleasure of being able
to have a piss or shit in their toilets. Personally, I think that this kind of
thing is disgusting. Charging people to carry out essential bodily functions. I
remember when I went to Hull a few months ago and was bursting for a piss, but
the toilets in the train station were even more expensive than the two aforementioned
coach stations! I can’t remember how much, but I’m pretty sure it was more than
the already outrageous 30p levy at Brum and Manc. In case you were wondering, I
didn’t use the bogs at Hull, I just emptied my effluent all over the main High
Street instead – not that you could tell (this is a joke, by the way – I think
Hull’s a pretty nice place, especially since they built that new shopping area).
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When I was in Manchester waiting
for my coach, I stepped into a shop called Clas Ohlson, which to me at least,
appears to be Ikea without the furniture. It’s full of all sorts of tat – from garden
tools and kitchenware to electrical and computer accessories. I love it, and
could spend ages wandering around just looking at stuff. One thing I did see
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">768 colour combinations apparently. Not sure about that.</td></tr>
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It’s a lamp. Not just any lamp though - its called 'Glow' and it comes with a remote
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As
soon as I saw it I had to have it, so I shelled out £30 for it and transported
it back halfway across the country with me. What else? Oh yeah – I sold my old
iPod on Gumtree as well as my laptop in order to fund my latest ‘big’ purchase –
an iPod Classic 160GB. It’s silver and matches the new MacBook Pro I got last
week. I’m becoming everything I ever hated buying all this Apple stuff, but you
know what? I think I can see why people desire Apple stuff: it just fucking
works. It comes out of the box, you turn it on...and it just works. As simple
as that. I’ve had no issues whatsoever with the MacBook, and the iPod is just
the same. None of those stupid Windows dialogue boxes popping up with error
messages accompanied by that stupid alert noise. Nothing but silky smooth
performance. Sure, the MacBook is only a week old so that’s what you’d expect,
but the OS is so much better than anything gaudy old Windows 8 could ever be,
what with its hideous neon squares and incompatibility issues. Urgh. I played
around with a Windows 8 PC in Curry’s last week and I was pretty horrified by
how clunky it felt compared to Mountain Lion...and that was after using the Mac
for about 3 days. Am I an Apple convert? Well, I was always slightly into Apple
macs anyway (my first job after Uni was selling and demoing Apple G5 Powermacs),
and I did all the online exams to gain ‘Apple Product Professional’ status
(those RAID exams were fun, let me tell you), so I don’t think it’s a question
of being a convert. More a case of ‘I ditched Windows because Mountain Lion
kicks ass.’ Or something like that. In other iPod news, I’ve managed to
download a piece of software that converts DVDs into mp4 movies that can be
played on the iPod – so now I can watch movies on the cross trainer in the gym.
Which, frankly, is awesome. Right, that’s enough from me for the moment. Until
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Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-71559817406983034372012-12-11T20:02:00.000+00:002012-12-11T20:02:31.974+00:00Tilt ShiftEver heard of tilt shift photography? Neither had I until today. Well, I had...I just didn't know it was called tilt shift. You probably have too. Look at this:<br />
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It's a technique that involves the use of a special, sickeningly expensive camera lens that turns ordinary scenes of humdrum life into images that make everything look like toy town. See, the perspective shifts or something, tricking those dumb-fuck balls of fat stuck into the front of your head into thinking that they're looking at a bunch of models. Models made of wads of human hair and dried faeces. Possibly. If you don't own a tilt shift lens, there are <a href="http://tiltshiftmaker.com/" target="_blank">several sites</a> online that will allow you to upload your own shots of everyday drudgery and turn them into pseudo tilt shift-esque images. Look:<br />
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As you'd expect, they don't really measure up to the majesty of the ones shot with a proper lens, but it's a mildly distracting activity for those who have nothing better to do with their time.<br />
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If you'd like to know more about this fascinating branch of photography, check out <a href="http://www.tiltshiftphotography.net/tilt-shift-photography-photoshop-tutorial/#.UMePzpOLLpE" target="_blank">this website</a> for a much more detailed explanation than I could ever craft. There's also a guide to creating perfect tilt shift images. Winner!Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-18991509937002252912012-12-11T14:33:00.002+00:002012-12-11T14:44:24.849+00:00Golden Joysticks<br />
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Firstly – what the fuck have they done to the Games Radar
site? Jesus, talk about fucking up something that didn’t need to be fucked
around with. Seriously – <a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/uk/" target="_blank">go there</a> and have a look at the new layout. It didn’t
look like that until yesterday; previously it was a bit like a blog where every
new story would just go to the top and push the previous ones down and off the
bottom of the front page onto page 2. Now it looks like Lawnmower Man has
thrown up all over the screen – there doesn’t seem to be any logical
arrangement to the articles...just complete random chaos. Sheesh. Think I’ll be
going elsewhere for my daily gaming news until they sort that design car-crash
out. Ho-hum. </div>
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In slightly related, but not at all related news, I feel I must
pay homage to the late, great Sir Patrick Moore who passed away at the weekend.
Obviously, his main interest and knowledge sphere was astronomy and all things
extra-terrestrial (by which I mean planets and quasars and all that malarkey),
but to pretty much every gamer of a certain age, Sir Patrick was also the face
of Thursday night gaming television on Channel 4: he <i>was</i> the Games Master. Fair
enough, Dominic Diamond and Dexter Fletcher were also in there (the former much
more than the latter, I know), as were several other UK-based industry types (publisher
Dave Perry and developer Peter Molyneux among them), but it was the titular
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For those who never saw Games Master, there were several series set over a few
years and it was a show I used to watch religiously whenever it was running.
The format was sort of like a game show where there was a presenter (the aforementioned
Dominic Diamond, and for one series Dexter Fletcher) and contestants who would
come on to take part in challenges set by the Games Master. The Games Master
was basically Sir Patrick Moore’s head with various CG overlays, who spoke from a
giant screen. If the contestant was successful in the challenge set, he or she
would walk away with a coveted Games Master Golden Joystick. The best bit was
that these challenges were usually set in games that were available to buy for
the consoles of the time, and if you watch the episodes back on Youtube, you
can sort of tell the era they were from by the games they were using. As well
as the challenges, there were reviews and news items focusing on the latest
games. Back in the early to mid nineties, gaming was still seen as a bit of a geek’s
hobby (and probably still is by most people) and Games Master went some way to
establishing the medium in the mainstream, certainly in this country.
Obviously, the PSX had a little bit to do with it too, but I’d say that GM also
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Alongside the TV programme, there was a magazine
(titled, er, Games Master Magazine) which I would get monthly as part of my
regular haul of gaming mags. It was a really cool mag, and was kind of like an
all-format Amiga Power-lite, in that it was written in a fairly adult tone,
with lots of references to real-world happenings. The magazine is still going,
but has since taken a bit of a diversion and is squarely aimed at the younger
gamer these days. I suppose that’s why GamesTM and Edge now exist; filling a
niche and all that jazz. But Edge is a self-important load of old toss, so we
won’t mention that particular mag again. So yeah, what I’m trying to get at is
that Sir Patrick Moore died at the weekend and I’m sure most people will
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following on in this games-related diatribe, I read last week that Nintendo
have re-launched the original Wii console (there it is, up there!). I say ‘relaunched’ but that’s
probably taking things a little too far – they’ve pooed out the Wii Mini into
Canadian stores (?). The Wii Mini is basically a stripped down original Wii,
with all the internet functionality and backwards compatibility taken out, and
repackaged in a rather garish looking black and red casing. The question
remains: why? They’ve already confused half the casual gaming world with their
Wii U, and now they’ve gone and added to the confusion further by releasing yet
another ‘new’ Wii. Baffling. </div>
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I took the Macbook to the Apple Store in Bristol
on Saturday. The two people I spoke to on the phone last week said that I could have the
chipped palm rest replaced in-store and even though I was slightly sceptical I
still traipsed down the M5 (and discovered I had a flat rear tire on the
way...which wasn’t fun) and took the Mac in to their ‘Genius bar.’ Genius?!
More like Retard bar! The guy didn’t know what he was talking about for a start
and then after he’d consulted his iPad for about 10 minutes just came back and
told me they couldn’t do the job (even though I had been told otherwise on the
phone by TWO different ‘Geniuses’). He did, however, go on to tell me at great
length that there was a place in Cheltenham that would do the repair, but “it
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I rang the place in Cheltenham and they said the same thing – they’d have to
send it off to their workshop blah fucking blah, and that it wouldn’t be free
unless I called Apple and got their approval. Yes – <i>call Apple</i>. And get their
approval for a free repair to my computer. As if that’s going to happen. I
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Something made me go back into the Apple Store
though, I don’t know what. I suppose I just wanted to have a muck about with the new
Macbooks and stuff. It’s been a while since I’ve been into an Apple
Store and just had a play with the sexy gear on show. And it’s amazing what you
pick up just from being able to see the whole product range of a company just
laid out and easily accessible. For one, I didn’t know that the Macbook Air and
the new Macbook (with Retina display) don’t have DVD drives. Who the fuck
thought that was a good idea?! Sure, the omission of an optical drive reduces
weight...but what about being able to watch a DVD without having to lug an
external drive around with you? It’s almost as if Apple and Nintendo are
working together to wind people up by doing stupid things with their new
hardware (the whole ‘you can’t use a USB stick on two different Wii U consoles’
thing is equally strange). That neither of those two systems (and the new iMac)
have optical drives instantly makes me look elsewhere. </div>
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And as a matter of fact,
I did: at the Macbook Pro. The normal, £999, 13,” 2.5 Ghz, 4GB RAM, 500 GB HDD
model to be precise. What an amazing piece of engineering. I can see why people
love Apple hardware, with it's super-sleek aluminium casing and quality feel. I had a play around for a good while and instantly fell in
love with it – the two-fingered mouse pad commands were something I had never
come across but instantly didn’t want to live without. So I just went and bought one. Right
then and there I just went up and asked for a 13” Macbook Pro and paid for it
outright. And I have to say it’s the greatest purchase I’ve ever made (apart
from the HS30 EXR, naturally...but they go hand in hand what with iPhoto and
all the other cool Mac photo shit). It’s been two days now and I’m still
fascinated by the thing and all the cool stuff it does. Not too impressed that
you can’t plug normal headphone-jacked speakers into it without getting this
weird buzzing noise (something to do with feedback of the current or some crap),
but I’m totally blown away...and while it doesn’t have a Retina screen, it does
have a DVD drive so I can watch my Warehouse 13 series one boxset when I
eventually get around to it. I still have the used Macbook white sitting on a
shelf, but that badboy’ll be going on Gumtree by the end of the week.</div>
Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-87391346830264500122012-12-07T09:53:00.001+00:002012-12-07T10:07:32.527+00:00BookmacIt’s recently dawned on me that over the course of the last year I’ve
actually read quite a fair number of books. I started thinking about this as I
was having a clear out last night in preparation for my exodus back north
(which should be in the next couple of weeks, hopefully), and found a load of
books in a box on top of my wardrobe. I say ‘my’ wardrobe – it isn’t really. It
belongs to the landlord, as does the bed, the dresser and the bedside unit. And the carpet, curtains, walls and ceiling. I
don’t actually own any furniture and after last night’s ultimate cleanse of all
unnecessary items, it became apparent that I can squeeze all of my worldly possessions
(excluding the Suzuki and my knackered pushbike, but including clothes) into 2
suitcases, a hold-all and three boxes. Seeing it all there in a pile is quite
comforting, especially when you take into account my complete repulsion when it
comes to clutter: useless ornaments, bags of stuff for ‘what if’ occasions...I
hate it all, so in those bags and boxes (one of which is full of smaller boxes
for my myriad gadgets) are only meaningful, useful items. But anyway, back to
the books.<br />
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My most recent books I’m still not done with – Beyond the Shadows
(book 3 of the Night Angel trilogy) I really only read on my Kindle when I’m on
the cross trainer in the gym, and <span style="color: #3d85c6;">House</span> of Leaves only gets a look-in
when I’ve got a spare 3 hours to sit there and try to decipher what each
individual page is trying to tell me. I did get a good chunk of it read last
week during my well-documented National Express journey to Manchester and I’m
really enjoying it...but the constant footnote references and the way
paragraphs continue on previous pages and written backwards (yep, you read that
right) does get a little annoying at times. I can see what the author was
trying to do (after all, the book is meant to be made up of scraps of documents
found in a big bundle so I’m guessing the odd layout is a way of conveying that
(?)), but it doesn’t half grate after a few chapters. The different monoluges
and fonts used to depict these I can deal with, but when you’ve got different
chapters running backwards next to each other on the same page...well, it
becomes more of a chore than a pleasure. Still, I’m sticking with <span style="color: #3d85c6;">House</span> of Leaves because a) it's fantastic, and b) there are things alluded to in the story that are really intriguing and haven’t
yet been fully explained. I just need to find a few spare hours. </div>
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I briefly
mentioned the Night Angel trilogy and I just want to reiterate how fucking cool
the whole saga is. I’m about half way through the final book now and even
though some of the story gets a bit muddy and confusing (and downright <i>eh?!</i>) in
places, it’s still a cracking read. I feel like I’ve been watching an epic Game of
Thrones/Lord of the Rings-style story unfold over the course of the three books
– massive battles, genocide, betrayals, romance, rape, alcoholism, prostitution,
suicide, magic, love, friendship...it’s all in there. I can’t really praise the
trilogy enough, and (as I’ve said in the past) that it was the first
published work by Brent Weeks is testimony to the guy’s talent. Not sure if I’ll
seek any of his other books out any time soon, but I’ll definitely remember the
Night Angel books, and the characters therein for a long time to come. </div>
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Other
shit I’ve read this year: <b><span style="color: #e06666;">Robopocalypse</span></b>. Set in a world where the machines have
become self aware and waged war against the human race (sound familiar?),
Robopocalypse is an account of the origins of the machines’ rise to power as
depicted in CCTV recordings and diary excerpts etc. If you’re thinking
Terminator rip-off, I’m not going to argue...although the way the tale is told
through the recordings and written accounts of human battles with errant machines is
totally unique. Well, unless you compare it with World War Z...but lets not go
there. For now, anyway. Interestingly, Steven Spielberg (so I hear) is working
on the film adaptation. Wonder if he’ll do it justice. And speaking of
movie/book crossovers, I also finished <b><span style="color: #e06666;">I Am Legend</span></b> this year too. I saw the
Will Smith adaptaion before I’d even heard of either the book or the original
Omega Man film, so all I had to go off when I started the book was the image of a sweaty, shirtless Will
Smith doing pull ups in a dilapidated apartment block.
The book, however, is umpteen times better than the film ever was, simply
because the guy in the book isn’t some super-human beefcake like the guy Will
Smith portrays. He’s just an average Joe who is scared shitless by all the
zombies knocking about the neighbourhood, and who discovers through lots of
trial and error and experimentation how he can fend them off. He also battles
with boredom (I know how he feels) and alcoholism and loss. It’s a fantastic
book – much bette than the (Will Smith) film. Still not seen The Omega Man
though, so I’ll pass judgement on that. </div>
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A further adaptation (well, a character
from a book that recently got turned into a TV series, anyway) that I got
through was the Dirk Gently novel <b><span style="color: #e06666;">The Long Dark Teatime of The Soul</span></b>. It was
pretty good and is a strange tale about ancient Gods and the bumbling
holistic detective Dirk Gently somehow (apparently at random) managing to solve
all sorts of crimes by taking a holistic approach – that is, all things are
connected...or something. It was in January that I read this book so it’s kind
of faded from my memory somewhat...but I still recall it being entertaining. One book that I read
that wasn’t fiction (possibly) was <b><span style="color: #e06666;">Tales From Development Hell – The Greatest Movies Never Made</span> </b>(updated edition), a book about films that were green lit by Hollywood bigwigs, in some
cases had stars attached to them, and then for whatever reason failed to see
the light of day. Really insightful and well worth tracking down if you’re a
fan of movies (or movies that never came out, more appropriately).The first book in the series, The Greatest Sci-Fi Movies Never Made, featured a chapter on a novel called The Stars My Destination which I went on to purchase and read. I still think that book is the best science-fiction novel I've ever read.<br />
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Then there
was <b><span style="color: #e06666;">The Strain</span></b>, a modern vampire novel written in part by the director
Guillermo del Toro, which again was pretty damn good (and nothing like that
Twilight shit, before you start thinking I’m into vampires that glow in
sunlight. Urgh.), but just got a bit boring towards the end. The Strain is the
first book in a trilogy but I started reading the second book almost immediately
and didn’t feel as if anything new was happening...so I let it go. I’m not one
of these people who feels that if they start a book they have to finish it – if
I get bored, I will literally just stop reading it. That’s not to say I won’t
give it a chance to stop being dull...you get the idea (I hope). There were
also a few HP Lovecraft short stories (<b><span style="color: #e06666;">The Horror at Red Hook</span></b>,<span style="color: #e06666;"> <b>Shadow Over
Innsmouth</b></span> and <b><span style="color: #e06666;">The Colour out of Space</span></b>) and a few random Sci-Fi shorts too. I
hope this has enlightened you. If not, then please feel free to go and do
something interesting for the next half an hour to restore the equilibrium in
your life.<br />
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On a different note, last night I stripped the Macbook down and
emptied a whole hoover-bag’s worth of dust and shit out of its innards. The
result? A machine that now runs almost silently. Now, if Bristol Apple Store
can sort out the broken keyboard thing...well, it’ll be awesome. I’ll find out
soon enough.</div>
Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-44965371048771866932012-12-06T23:38:00.000+00:002012-12-06T23:38:02.373+00:00Amazing EffectsAs I documented in the last post (just down there), my new (well, old) computer is an Apple Macbook. Due to this, I have recently discovered the awesomeness of the Apple App Store. Having a Playbook means I also get to peruse the Blackberry Appworld...but to be honest it isn't really a patch on the App Store. That's not to say that Appworld isn't cool - it really is...but it doesn't have anywhere near the number of apps on it. Saying that, as I'm on Snow Leopard and unable to upgrade any further, I'm guessing that my ability to use many of the newer ones on the Macbook will gradually diminish with time. Just gives me an excuse to get a proper new Mac though, eh? Anyway, I've been dabbling in the App Store and I've found a really cool little thing called Amazing Effects...and it's a little tool that, well, adds amazing effects to your photos. Want proof? Here:<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Slightly cartoon-ised</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">And with a colour filter</td></tr>
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I took this photo hanging out of the window with the HS30 in the rain. I hope the drama comes across in it. Also - Amazing Effects is completely free so well worth the money in my opinion. Speaking of opinions, mine of the Macbook have improved considerably after discovering how freaking cool the little remote control thingy is - you just press the 'menu' button and the mac goes into a sort of 'Windows Media Centre' mode where you can scroll through your iTunes tracks and play them from across the room. Oh, and the speakers are belting for their diminutive size. I'm taking it down to the Apple Store in Bristol at the weekend to see if they can do anything about the broken palm rest (they said they could on the phone...) and will report here if they make good on their word.<br />
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Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-60318498910545535952012-12-06T06:44:00.001+00:002012-12-06T09:38:26.021+00:00Le Big MacOk, this is going to make me look like
the world's biggest hypocrite...but yesterday evening I spotted an
advert on Gumtree for something I've been thinking about getting for
a while; even more so since I started with the whole photography
thing. I rang the number, chatted with the seller for a bit and then
agreed to go and have a look. I was impressed with what I saw at
first and was maybe slightly blinded by the whole 'image' thing
associated with the object...and with hindsight I'm not sure that I
did the right thing by purchasing it. Sure, it's pimped out with
extra technical gubbins that clearly aren't standard...but upon
getting it home and inspecting it closer I've discovered that it's
actually a little tatty and the 'L' key requires slightly more
attention than the other keys when typing.<br />
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What am I on about?
Well...I went and bought a used Macbook. It's a few years old and
suffers from 'light wear and tear': namely the palm rest has the
usual 'broken off' edges around the bottom and sides and the case
itself has a few cracks and scuffs here and there...oh, and the fan
gets a bit tasty when there are more than a few applications running
at once. Overall I'm quite impressed by it, but still I'm not overly
convinced that I should have just spent a bit more on a brand new
one. Only time will tell I guess.<br />
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Having dabbled with macs
extensively over the years (going back to the old LC III I convinced
my mum to buy way back in the mid nineties), I'm pretty au fay with
the various iterations of Mac OS X and this one came with Snow
Leopard already installed so I've been having a bit of a play around.
I'm liking the App Store and the new updated iTunes layout, and I've
found it relatively easy to set up new user accounts etc...I just
can't help but feel a little let down by the condition of the casing.
I didn't really know anything about the whole 'brittle body' Macbook
thing until I bought this one (I'm writing this on it now), but it
seems to be a common fault having looked around the various forums.
Weird. But anyway, it doesn't affect the running of the Macbook
itself, so I guess I should just stop wingeing. </div>
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So – the specs.
Well, it's a white Macbook from around 2008 I'd say. It has 4GB of
ram and a 500GB (not standard) hard disk. As I said earlier, it's got
Snow Leopard on it and all of the applications and free software
(GIMP, Chrome, OpenOffice etc) seem to run just fine, as does the
bluetooth, wifi etc. I paid £340 for it, which is a damned sight
cheaper than pretty much every other Macbook I've seen either on eBay
or Gumtree and the guy who sold it to me seemed fairly genuine and
happy to show me all the features and let me have a play around
before I handed over any cash. Like I said, I'm still undecided as to
whether I actually got a bargain yet (what with the cosmetic issues,
and the inability to upgrade to Mountain Lion), but again I got it
for a relative steal compared to what many other used Macbooks go
for. Ultimately, it will replace my HP Pavilion laptop which my
brother has expressed an interest in...I just hope I haven't just
wasted a fuck load of cash. On the plus side, it does look fucking cool and it has a remote control to switch music tracks and movies and shit in Front Row. Now all that I need to do is sit in the window of a Starbucks and look like an absolute <i>twat</i> while using it.</div>
Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-85828029982974710142012-12-05T14:44:00.000+00:002012-12-05T15:12:45.267+00:00Fujifilm HS30 EXR: A Review<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I
thought it was about time I raved about how fucking awesome my new camera is. I’ve
always had an interest in photography simply because it’s something that even
the most retarded, cretinous idiot can get in to with the minimum of effort,
but if you want to get really deep (man), you can. Y’know – messing about with
white balance, f-stops and all that crazy shit. Up until very recently, I was
getting by with my trusty Panasonic Lumix point-and-click, and as a basic
compact it is one of the best around. You just point...and click, and
invariably the images come out all crisp and nice and everyone’s happy. The
thing is, there isn’t a lot of room for manoeuvre with the Lumix. Sure, it’s 16
megapixel and it’s got loads of built in modes, but if you want to be a bit
more creative or want to set manual focus, depth of field etc...well, you just
can’t. </span></span><br />
<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">So I trawled the internet looking at reviews and educated myself in the
mystic art of the camera. I looked at DSLRs first and it kinda dawned on me
that buying one of those beasts simply wasn’t practical for a novice. Too many
lenses, too many settings...fuck – DSLRs are intimidating bits of equipment if
you don’t really have any idea how they work. I had a quick play around with
one in a camera shop a few weeks ago and I couldn’t even get the thing out of
the menu screens, so I just put it down and walked away, defeated. From that
experience alone, I knew that the DSLR simply wasn’t an option. </span></span><br />
<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">I then turned
my attention to that hybrid category of cameras known as the ‘bridge' camera. Now,
as far as I can tell, the bridge camera is kind of a stepping stone between
simple point-and-click compact digital cameras (like my Lumix) and the Lovecraftian
steam-punk head-fuck that is the DSLR. Hence the name ‘bridge’ (I guess).
Again, I went head-first into Google absorbing every review and blog I could find to
try to get an idea of which camera I should buy. I looked at Canon, Olympus,
Fujifilm, Nikon... every kind of bridge (or super zoom as they’re also known) I
could find and I started to build an idea of the kind of features my perfect
bridge camera should have: a rechargeable battery, a decent zoom lens, SD card
compatibility (none of that proprietary ‘XD’ shit for me, thanks) and possibly
a HD movie mode. I set out with a fairly miserly budget of around £150, but it
soon became apparent that for that price I would have to knock one of my
desirables off that list – namely, the rechargeable Li-ion battery option. That’s
because budget-priced bridge cameras all seem to be powered by 4 AA batteries –
something I wasn’t aware of before this little quest began. Running off AA batteries </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">isn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> a major issue, and it’s probably the best option if you’re taking your
camera off around the world because those types of disposable batteries are
pretty ubiquitous, whereas three-pin UK compatible plug outlets most definitely
aren’t (most of the rest of the world use those weird, unearthed, death-trap two-pronged
things). However, this blogger likes Li-ion rechargeable so I upped my budget slightly. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">This also increased the number of cameras I had within my reach and my
attention was drawn to the Fujifilm HS30 EXR. I was going to steer clear of
Fujifilm cameras simply because one of my previous compacts was a Fuji...and it
was a load of crap – the colours were washed out and everything looked grey and
horrifically grainy under low light conditions. Basically, I didn’t want to go
anywhere near a Fujifilm with my debit card. Curiosity got the better of me
though, and I read a few reviews and they all seemed to give positive opinions
of the HS30’s performance. I was intrigued. I was even more intrigued by the
fact that the thing offered full manual zoom and focus (via rings around the
lens) and had every other feature I was looking for: the rechargeable battery
(boasting best-in-class 600 pictures from a single charge); the zoom (30x
optical zoom – again one of the best in the class); SD card compatibility; and a
full 1080i HD movie recording mode. In a word (well, several), everything I
wanted in a bridge camera, and more. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The tilting LCD is a nice feature</td></tr>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">The price was slightly higher than I
wanted to pay, so this lead to about a week of agonising over whether I should splash
out that much cash (£280) on a fucking camera, especially when I only spend
about £40 a month on food shopping. So I went on ebay and looked for a used one
– they were all going for over £220 - so it was pointless even bothering to try to get a used one when new ones are only £80 more. Slightly deflated, I took a trip to Curry’s/PC World (or whatever they're calling themselves this week) and found the
thing nestled in, all anonymous, with the other digital cameras. I picked it up and instantly liked the weight and chunky feel of the
rubberised casing. I turned it on and was instantly impressed with the simple
menus and multiple auto modes...and even more impressed by how simple it was to
switch to full manual mode, bringing the focus ring into the mix. The manual
zoom felt super smooth and the picture quality on the LCD screen was pin sharp.
There wasn’t an SD card in the display model, but the built-in memory allowed
me to take some pretty impressive snaps of unaware shoppers on the other side
of the shop. Basically, I knew I wasn’t going to be leaving that shop without
the damned thing, but the little Tyler Durden voice in my head was constantly
telling me that I didn’t really need it. I told Tyler to fuck himself, but I
still had to walk around the store about three times trying to convince myself to
buy it and stop being such a tight-wad. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">During these laps of the store, I was
accosted by a Sony salesman who did his best to sell me a 3D TV and also told
me about a time he got stabbed in a pub in London just because he was wearing a
Charlton Athletic shirt...and then it just happened. I saw other people
spending triple, quadruple what I was thinking of spending; taking out credit
agreements for £3000 TVs and iPads and all kinds of other glorious gadgety shit. At that point, the words ‘fuck it!’ snapped
into my mind and I went back to the camera section, found a sales assistant
(who – in all honesty – was dressed up like the Heath Ledger version of the
Joker in aid of Children in Need) and asked for a HS30. Trying my luck, I also asked
if there was any possibility of a discount on a camera bag, and found to my surprise
that he could give me 20% off because I was purchasing the camera at the same
time. He didn't, </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">however</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">, ask me why I was so serious. Which was a bit of a missed opportunity, but meh. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">In total, the camera and bag cost me just short of £300 and I won’t
lie – I felt physically sick for a good while after I’d paid for it...but upon
unboxing and using the thing for the first time, all of that sickness
dissolved. So what were/are my impressions and experiences thus far? Well,
being a novice as far as advanced photography goes (even though I know a little
about scene composition and other shit like the rule of thirds etc), the first
thing that hit me was just how user-friendly the HS30 is. There are lots of
automatic modes that can be selected via (one of ) the little toggle wheel(s) on the top and they
allow the camera to select the best settings for any particular shooting
environment. If you want to delve into the manual setting options, they are but a
click away...but for the first week or so I never went near the manual stuff
simply because the auto settings are so good at selecting what it thinks you
need. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">On the odd occasion that I wanted to add depth of field to an image, selecting
the ‘aperture’ setting on the wheel allows you to adjust the focal length while
the camera sorts everything else, giving you really good shots that make it
look like you know exactly what you’re doing (note – I don’t). The ‘EXR’ bit in
the camera’s name refers to a special uber-auto mode where the camera goes into
overdrive selecting all sorts of utterly impenetrable settings to give you the
best shots possible. In truth, you could probably leave it in EXR mode and never
switch out of it; such is it’s the excellence. There are lots of other nice
features too – </span></span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">the HS30 allows you to shoot video in several resolutions,
including 1080i full HD; and super slow-motion hundred frames per second (I
forget exactly how many) movies too. These are pretty low res, but being able
to film a match being struck and then playing it back in slow motion to see the
individual sparks igniting; or filming water pouring into a cup and </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">marveling</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> at the viscosity...well, it’s very cool. Some other stuff </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> been playing
with: </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
<br />
<ul>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">A panoramic mode that allows you to sweep the camera from left to right
(or vice versa) in one continuous arc before stitching them all together
seamlessly </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">A ‘pro focus’ mode that adds a blurred effect to backgrounds in
order to emphasise your subject matter (with 3 levels of blurriness, I might
add), </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">A ‘3D’ mode that </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">isn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> really 3D – but it just lets you take two images
of the same object and then in quickly switches between the two on playback to create
a kind of animated GIF effect, </span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">A 'super
macro' mode that is even better than the normal macro mode</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">A delayed flash option
allowing for better capture of backgrounds in night shots</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">Multiple shot modes that
then choose the best of the lot and then lets you agree or disagree with it before
deleting the shit ones</span></li>
</ul>
<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span>
The list goes on. Obviously, the real test of a camera’s
metal is whether it can actually take decent pictures...and well, with a 16
megapixel sensor the HS30 takes some stunning, crystal clear images. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">This is by
no means an <a href="http://www.ephotozine.com/article/fujifilm-finepix-hs30exr-bridge-camera-review-19047" target="_blank">expert review</a> - for that go and look at a dedicated photography <a href="http://www.photographyblog.com/reviews/fujifilm_finepix_hs30exr_review/" target="_blank">blogger</a>'s opinions - this guff is really just for the layman who wants to know
if the HS30 EXR is worth the asking price. </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">You've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> probably already guessed my
opinion – it is. By God, it is. Going back to the Lumix after using the HS30
just </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">isn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> an option (unless I’m going out on the lash or to a party or some
shit where the size </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">isn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> practical), and I’m glad I took the plunge and bought
the thing. In the few weeks </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> owned the HS30, </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> also bought a few lens
filters (a polarising filter that blocks out reflections in glass, a clear UV
filter which is mainly for protecting the lens and a yellow filter that
enhances black and white shots' contrast), and another bargainous (£1.99) 4GB SD
card to go alongside my existing 8GB one. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></span>
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">I’m really happy with the performance
so far and am seriously considering doing a photography course in order to make
the most of the extensive manual shooting modes. My better half has bought me a
guide to digital photography to work my way through in the meantime though. And
if you’re still interested in the HS30 EXR, have a look at the shots in the ‘Photos’
and ‘Flickr’ tabs at the top of this blog to see some of the shots it (under my control) hath
produced thus far.</span></span>Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-8730221877311745522012-12-04T09:10:00.001+00:002012-12-04T09:14:27.055+00:00Beans and Chimp<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This
morning I discovered something that made me spit my vodka all over the TV,
which was a little annoying seeing as the BBC were just beginning day 2 of
their wall to wall coverage of Princess Cambridge’s morning sickness live from
outside some hospital in a posh area of London. What make me eject the warm,
warm elixir? This:</span></span><br />
<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Yes, it’s a toaster that also cooks beans. Who the fuck
would waste money on such a thing? Seriously? What’s wrong with putting your
toast in a normal toaster and then putting your beans in the microwave (or if
you’re feeling particularly exotic, a pan)? If I was invited into someone’s
kitchen and I spied one of these monstrosities on the side, I think I’d have to
re-evaluate whether that person was worthy of my companionship. At that point,
I’d probably raid their fridge for whatever </span><span style="line-height: 17px;">wasn't</span><span style="line-height: 115%;"> glued down and then run away
into the night. On that bombshell, here’s a picture of a chimp with an afro:</span></span><br />
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Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-70407448799910155052012-12-03T22:30:00.000+00:002012-12-03T22:30:46.024+00:00Cadbury Advent Calendar: A ReviewI'm not really one for chocolate. Neither am I one for spending money on useless shit like advent calendars. This year however, my significant other thought I needed to cheer the fuck up and get in the spirit of Christmas...so she bought me a Cadbury advent calendar. For those unfamiliar with the notion of an advent calendar, here's the premise: take a piece of card, cut flaps in it and then write a number on each flap (1 - 24) to represent the days of December up until Christmas Eve. On the morning (or afternoon - your choice) of each day, you open another flap. Inside the flap is usually some festive scene or a poem...or as in this case, a tiny piece of chocolate in the form of a reindeer's face. Here's a photo of my advent calendar:<br />
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I opened up flap number 3 this morning and devoured the chocolate with a ferocity approaching Jurassic Park velociraptor levels. It gave me a sharp pain in one of my teeth because I think I've got a hole or something developing back there. I didn't enjoy this pain and I cursed my own pseudo-festive gluttony, but I know for a fact that upon rising from my pit in the morning there's a 98% chance I'll rip open flap number 4 and repeat this morning's episode. That's because, unlike Pavlov's dog I never learn from my stupid, stupid mistakes. The picture on the front is quite Christmassy as far as pictures go - there's Santa dry-humping a sparsely decorated evergreen while Rudolf gets himself tangled in some fairy lights (fucking idiot). There also appear to be two elves hiding in a box containing massive chocolate renderings of Santa's own head. Santa doesn't appear to have noticed this though, or the fact that the fire in the background is roaring dangerously out of control. Also, why is Santa putting the tree up? Surely he can get the elves to do that while he reclines in a La-Z-Boy and sips Jack Daniels? What the fuck kind of operation is the child-worrying old fool running here? Mind: boggling.<br />
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Turning the calendar over reveals a full 'Christmas Team' bio, which states that the two elves are named, rather unconvincingly, Lloyd and Esther. Esther also appears to be suffering from red eye. The reindeer is called Rudy and his favourite sport is 'extreme sledging.' Santa is described as having a 'big laugh to match his belly,' but looking at him, this Santa looks fitter than most middle aged blokes - he's probably only got a 34" waist judging by these images. Something doesn't quite add up there. Maybe he keeps fit by doing an improbable number of sit ups in front of that raging inferno in the hearth, his rippling, sweat-soaked six-pack glimmering in the orange half-light while Rudy gets tangled in the fairy lights and lies there quivering and covered in his own faeces as Esther and Lloyd repeatedly skull fuck Clyde the snowman with his own carrot nose outside in the cold, dark garden. This is only hypothetical, you understand.<br />
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Rating: 7/10Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-14185515019245860232012-12-03T11:11:00.000+00:002012-12-03T20:52:52.653+00:00Another Week in the North<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Hello
there. I spent the last week up in Manchester, hence the lack of posts. Sure,
there are thousands upon thousands of internet cafes (probably), but it meant
lugging my laptop into town on the bus and then finding somewhere that </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">wasn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> full to bursting with trendy trench-coat and luminous jean-wearing hipsters
sipping mocha-choca-lattes. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">My mum’s house </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">hasn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> yet entered the digital age,
so </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> been in a bit of an internet dark age for the last 6 or seven days; but
the main reason I went back up there was to attend a job interview. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">As </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> documented
several times over the last few weeks, my existence in the backwater township
of Gloucester is hardly enjoyable, and so </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> taken steps to relocate my ass
back to where stuff actually happens and I don’t have to live in a flat with
shit spread all over the inside (and occasionally the outside) of the toilet.
As it turns out, I </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">wasn't</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> successful at the job interview but I was offered a
small lifeline by the woman who interviewed me – there’s another post coming up
in 4-6 weeks and they’d like to keep me in mind for it. Obviously I jumped at
the chance and even though it’s not a guaranteed job offer, </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I'm</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> going to throw
caution to the wind, quit my current job and move home as soon as possible. It’ll
probably mean crashing on my mum’s couch for a few weeks until I can get a
place of my own sorted...but fuck it. What’s life about if not taking risks
once in a while? Better to be on my mum’s couch (well, spare bed) than here in
total isolation wrestling with boredom-induced alcoholism every night of the
fucking week. </span></span><br />
<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> already written an email to my manager offering my
resignation...but judging from my previous attempts to quit, she’ll try to
convince me otherwise and get me to stay. Not going to happen this time, not a
chance. I just want to do my notice, hire a van and transport all my shit home
(or rather, into storage). After that, I think I’ll go for a short holiday
before Christmas. Cheers for the payout, Royal Navy! I was always planning on
going backpacking in Thailand or somewhere when this job ended in April, but
now my plans have changed I think I’ll spend a little less on a nice week away
on my own somewhere instead. Europe maybe. Or possibly further afield. Don’t
know yet. I just need to clear my head and then come back refreshed – get Christmas
out of the way and then start getting my life and head back together without
the constant feeling that I want to be somewhere else. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">My week in Manchester
was also filled with lots of running (33 miles worth, in fact) and also lots of
photography (several GBs worth). </span></span><span style="line-height: 18px;">I've</span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"> started a Flickr account and will be
uploading the best of the shots I manage to squeeze out of the Fuji’s massive
lens, so stay tuned for those you lucky people. Other highlights of the last
week included Manchester’s Christmas market...but in all truth they were that
busy that calling them a ‘highlight’ is a bit of a lie. I made the error of
trying to meet a mate there on Saturday night and the sheer size of the crowds meant
that we stayed for little more that 5 minutes before leaving. I shouldn’t have
been surprised by the amount of people swarming about seeing as it was the payday
weekend, but it was definitely the busiest I’ve ever seen the markets. I remember
when I was living in Manchester before joining the navy – the Christmas markets
were never like that – you literally couldn’t move in some places, such was the
volume of people standing around trying to buy a glass of hot wine for a fiver
or a chocolate-covered banana for some equally extortionate sum. Nevertheless,
we found some decent pubs and had a good night, so it was alright in the end. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Sunday I went to Smithfield market, which is basically the world’s biggest car
boot sale...and just wandered around looking at stalls over-flowing with cheapo
toys and hideous chav clothes. Didn’t buy anything (except a fucking amazing Cumberland
sausage barm with mushrooms), but it was good to get out amongst the hustle and
bustle of a proletariat market. But now I'm back in Gloucester. Not for long though. Not for long. Hopefully, I'll be outta here by mid December and can get on with trying to sort my life out. Exciting times ahead!</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">Oh, and you can check out my Flickr photo 'stream' <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tomleecee/" target="_blank">here</a>.</span>Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-91167674493953254332012-11-29T13:15:00.000+00:002012-11-29T13:15:45.110+00:00PebblesWhile I was waiting for a bus on Tuesday morning, I spotted a guy in the station doing chalk drawings of various cartoon characters on the pavement. I rummaged around in my pocket for my last remaining change and threw it in his hat as a token of good will, and then asked if I could take some photos of him at work. He obliged and I got chatting to him. His name was Pebbles, and he'd been homeless for 10 years but managed to get by on the money he collected whilst doing his pavement chalk drawings. His nickname, so he told me, came about after he started creating drawings on the beaches of the south east with pebbles and other flotsam that had washed ashore. He was a really nice bloke and is a totally self-taught artist (his words were "I can't play the guitar so I bought some chalk and taught myself to draw"), so I thought I'd post a few images of his little display from Tuesday morning.<br />
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Incidentally, when I got to Birmingham coach station later on Tuesday morning, I was bursting for a piss. I found the toilets but there was a 30p levy for using them...and I'd given all my change to Pebbles before getting on the bus. I then had to wait 40 minutes on the brink of pissing my kecks until I got on my connecting coach, whereupon I made a bee line for the stinking chemical bog at the back and unleashed a torrent of piss more akin to a fire fighter's hose jet than a human widdle. Just so you know.<br />
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<br />Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-85192181974597637632012-11-26T20:40:00.000+00:002012-11-26T20:40:06.797+00:00Fun With Ye Olde PhotoshoppeI've been fucking around with Photoshop. It's quite an old version (Photoshop 6.0) that I nicked from my sister a few years ago, but it does the job. Have a gander at some of the edits I've made to a few of my recent photos:<br />
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So yeah. Hardly award-winning shots or edits, but I'm learning new shit. Christ - I've had serious man-flu since Saturday morning and the amount of snot that's been dripping from my nose has to bee seen to be believed. It looks like the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20484594" target="_blank">River Exe</a> has burst it's banks on my face...and it hasn't stopped for 3 days - where the fuck is all the moisture coming from? By rights, I should look like a fucking prune right now with all the fluid that's exiting my body through my schnoz. Going for a run along Bournemouth beach in 70mph wind and lashing rain probably didn't help, but meh. I've been taking shit loads of medicine (at proper intervals, naturally), but nothing seems to be able to get rid of this damn headache, sore throat or streaming nose. I hate colds. I'm dripping snot on the keyboard now so I'm going to stop typing. Urgh.Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212054182320010015.post-29746406386819489552012-11-25T17:54:00.000+00:002012-11-25T17:54:05.025+00:00Images of BournemouthWent to see Frankie Boyle at Bournemouth BIC on Friday night. He was as acerbic and offensive as usual - which is why I like his comedy so much. I'll do a full blog post about the weekend over the next few days but in the meantime, here are a few pictures I took with my new camera:<br />
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I'm starting to get the hang of the HS30 EXR now I've had a few chances to get out and play with the maual settings, but I'm probably going to invest in a digital photography guidebook and maybe even a short course in the subject. Might put a full review of the camera up here too in the next few days.Tom Charnockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05593308178739317252noreply@blogger.com2